MeatwadSprite's Quick Review Thread

Terminator 2





+ great visuals and cinemetography for the majority of the movie
+ great plot
+ liquid effects still look good
- dialouge becomes so cheesy once the kid stats talking to the terminator
- everything the kid does in the movie is super cheesey and dumb (whoa ! - about to get shot)
- lightning effects are hillariously bad
- dumb over-used ending

B a lot of great visuals , and some cool action scenes : basicly you should just watch the first 30 minutes of it - which is amazing

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Hairspray





+ christopher walken and john travolta are hillarious when together
+ some really funny parts
+ some good songs
+ the movies high amount of energy and sex keeps it exciting
- there are a lot of same sounding songs
- story is barley fleshed out at all

B the only other musical i like other than south park (surley blows dreamgirls out of the water this year)

Introducing the NEW review system !

I've been doing movie reviews like the ones in this thread for over a year now (and they've changed from boards as rottentomatoes to porplemontage - to here) . But I always have been wanting to implement this since gamespot started it.

A new image based review system for certain feats that movie do

Great Action -

Great Story -

Great Visuals and Cinemetography -

Good Sequel -

Hillarious -

Highly Original -

Great Music -

and the bad ones

Depthless Characters -

Bad Ending -

Horrible Dialouge/Acting -

Scenes drag on -

Are these new fan-dangled reviews coming complete with sentences this time?

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Mr. MeatWad, you are like a savage beast. I need more reviews!

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Hey Meatwad what cartoon show you came from and what are the name of your two friend cola and fries??

Aqua teen hunger force - master shake and frylock

will do

Thank You for Smoking





+ some really funny parts
+ lots of slick visuals
+ great story
+ great acting
- some story events have no effect on the actuall story

A- a movie with no real plot , but everything else

The Good , The Bad , and the Ugly





+ amazing soundtrack - one of the best
+ action is still great to this day
+ characters are highly developed
- scenes drag on way too long
- ending wastes the character devolopement

B+ the only western i've seen so far

Spiderman 3





+ amazing action scenes
+ story never has a dull point - plus it's fast paced nature keeps it alive , without ever spending too much time on something
+ makes great use of the characters
+ great visuals
+ some really funny parts
+ soundtrack has become classic over the course of the trilogy

A+ easily the best spiderman and best superhero movie ever

American Gangster





+ amazing acting from everyone
+ although it has some similarities with other gangster movies (godfather : family , goodfellas : violence) it has tons of unique-ness
+ how the story plays out with both the police side and gangster side is truley amazing
+ stunning and suprising action - which looks great
+ characters develope a lot
+ blue magic
+ great soundtrack

A+ goes up there with the best gangster movies , easily Ridley Scott's masterpiece

2006 Film Review
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Movie of the Year : The Departed A+
Best Comedy : Borat A-
Best Visuals : Children of Men A-
Best Acting : Thank You For Smoking A-


Full Year Review
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The Departed A+
Little Miss Sunshine A+
Thank You For Smoking A-
Children of Men A-
Pan's Labryinth A-
Borat A-
Dave Chappelle's Block Party B+
Volver B+
Babel B+
Cars B+
Inside Man B+
Clerks 2 B+
Open Season B
V for Vendetta B-
16 Blocks B-
Taladega Nights B-
Grandma's Boy B-
Bobby B-
Click B-
Snakes on a Plane C+
Superman Returns C+
Crank C
The Illusionist C
Casino Royale C-
Ice Age 2 D
Stranger Than Fiction D
Flags of Our Fathers D
Scary Movie 4 F
Dreamgirls F

Nice Meatface

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