"Get out of here, Minio!"
You think you’re so smart,
You think you’re a work of art.
You think you’re better than everyone else,
You think you’re the king of the shelf.
You think you’re witty and charming,
You think you’re disarming and alarming.
You think you’re the best thing ever,
You think you’re so clever.
But let me tell you the truth,
You’re nothing but a goof.
You’re not smart, you’re just a bore,
You’re not a work of art, you’re just a sore.
You’re not better than anyone else, you’re just a pest,
You’re not the king of the shelf, you’re just a mess.
You’re not witty and charming, you’re just annoying and grating,
You’re not disarming and alarming, you’re just irritating and aggravating.
You’re not the best thing ever, you’re just a blunder,
You’re not clever, you’re just a wonder.
A wonder how you can be so deluded,
A wonder how you can be so eluded.
A wonder how you can be so vain,
A wonder how you can be so insane.
A wonder how you can be so clueless,
A wonder how you can be so useless.
A wonder how you can be so lame,
A wonder how you can be so shameless.
So please do us all a favor,
And stop being such a bragger.
Stop being such a jerk,
And stop being such a quirk.
Stop being such a nuisance,
And stop being such an influence.
Stop being such a pain,
And stop being such a stain.
Just go away and leave us alone,
Just go away and find your own zone.
Just go away and don’t come back,
Just go away and hit the sack.
Just go away and disappear,
Just go away and don’t come near.
We don’t need your snide remarks,
We don’t need your snide sparks.
We don’t need your snide jokes,
We don’t need your snide pokes.
We don’t need your snide attitude,
We don’t need your snide platitude.
We don’t need your snide poems,
We don’t need your snide gnomes.
We don’t need you at all.
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Look, I'm not judging you - after all, I'm posting here myself, but maybe, just maybe, if you spent less time here and more time watching films, maybe, and I stress, maybe your taste would be of some value. Just a thought, ya know.