The Town: Alternate Ending that might've lifted the movie up somewhat:

Sounds like someone has to have the last word...

She's back in TOWN.

Hit it, Sister!

Why don't you do the same?

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"It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brush fires of freedom in the minds of men." -- Samuel Adams (1722-1803)

Look! Remember when I said the "vortex" was gonna bring another old MoFo back to us.

Vortex just opened.

Sexy, is WSSlover another of your alternate accounts?

I wish.

Seriously, though, WSS. Come on. Give us some more of that Town hate. I've been waiting a long time. I need it bad.

You wouldn't believe how obsessed everyone around here is now about The Town.

I feel like I'm in some kind of cult group.

Help us deprogram.

I've moved onto other stuff. Thanks.

I don't believe you. You're still going on about West Side Story. I know you still have it in you.

Of course I'm still going on about West Side Story, because this is a movie that I love.

I know. You wrote a letter to it.

That's nice. Not many movies get fan mail.