Sexy Celebrity and Honeykid's "Sex and the City" Commentaries!

So he dates models. You date women, Cynthia Nixon!

So obviously not a model

In a good way.

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5-time MoFo Award winner.

What am I? Your intellectual beard for the evening?

Model Country Safari. Manhattan.

Ugh. Now they're eating Chinese food.

That's all they do on Golden Girls, too. Eat!

It's like that on the underground in London during midday. But they're not dressed like that.

I actually have some leftover Chinese food in the fridge. Now I'm gonna have to finish it.

Charlotte looked the best out of them there. Nice outfit.

See, this is where they're wrong. Women eat because they can't compete with the models in the magazines, but men do the same... Because they'll never get the women in the magazines.

XANDERELLA

Super Model!

That Nick guy is an actor I know of. Josh Pais, I think his name is.

Ooooh, that guy working out.

It's not like models don't have brains. They have them, they just don't need them.

He's that other detective in Scream 3. The one not played by ... Patrick Dempsey.

Carrie's stepped inside a creepy '90s movie starring Sharon Stone.

Flatliners!

I was thinking of that, Sliver, too. But then I thought of Flatliners.

Eating again. Maybe there should be a drinking game where you do a shot everytime they eat.

I like Carrie's fur coat.

We'd die.