Female Song Tournament.

Sign ups. I'll break down the number of nominations each member gets some time tomorrow or maybe on Halloween. I don't know. Only rule: the song must feature primarily female vocals. No instrumentals. Unless you can justify it. Then present your case.

I'm in.

Does "primarily" female vocals mean that duets with men are out? Just for clarification.

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Yeah, I'd prefer if male vocals were back-up at most.

Fair enough.

Count me in.

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-Daniel, There Will Be Blood

Great idea. I'm kicking myself for not nominating any Cocteau Twins in any former tournaments anyway, but this makes me glad I saved them. I have some great noms in mind already.

I'm in.

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I'm not in. I cannot stand the thought of more bitching with Miss Vicky. A female song tournament would be nothing but the worst cat fights from Hell.

Sexy's not in? I'm in.

*Here comes Winter with the Angela Gossow entry*

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Im in

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I'm in!

So Justin Bieber counts here?

Yes.

and Cher is not eligible because scientists can't determine which species she actually is. Let alone whether she is male or female.

Cher is a woman! And I was thinking about nominating a song of hers. So shut up, you macho sh!thead!

So you're just going to participate as your (completely unconvincing) "female" alter-ego instead? 'Cause that'll stop the bitching.

If I had a female alter-ego, it would be more convincing as a woman than you are.

Ouch! Things are certainly getting ugly early on, from Jiraffejusting to Sexy.

Oh ouch. I'm so hurt.

Do you really think anybody is convinced that Dorothy Michaels is a real person?

Here I am backstage where we tape Southwest General. Don't I look pretty real to you here?

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