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OK, please forgive me for retreading anything that may have come before but...

I did a search for Bernard Pivot and Inside the Actors Studio and came up with nothing specifically pertaining to these questions:

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

The point of the thread is this, simply answer the questions, that is that. If this is a repeat thread please feel free to let me know and I will ask that it be deleted.

OK, I'll start:
1. Expanse
2. Can't
3. Women
4. Blind Hatred
5. F***
6. Laughter
7. An Angry Yell
8. Philosopher/Carpenter
9. Funeral Director
10. "This way to the party, there is no Hell"
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1. I have no idea
2. Pious
3. Naked women
4. Fat naked women
5. C*nt
6. The sound of a good movie
7. The sound of a bad movie
8. One that involves making money
9. Doctor
10. 'Can I take your coat?'



NOT ACTUALLY BANNED
1 - Pragmatic
2 - Hate
3 - Hmm...I don't get this one. I guess I'll answer women, too, since I love the ladies
4 - Superiority Complex
5 - F***
6 - ???
7 - Shrieking
8 - Talk Radio
9 - Telemarketer (Too many rude people to deal with)
10 - "We've been waiting for you."



OK I think doing this so that the Questions appear as well as the answers works better. Go ahead and quote the questions removing the extemporaneous info, so that the next person can do the same. Just like we do in the Bakers Dozen thread. Nice responses so far by the way.



[quote=Othelo]OK, please forgive me for retreading anything that may have come before but...

I did a search for Bernard Pivot and Inside the Actors Studio and came up with nothing specifically pertaining to these questions:

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?


1. Luxe
2. Puss
3. Laughter
4. Gossip
5. Fu*k
6. The Ocean
7. A Baby Screaming
8. Pilot
9. Mortician
10. You May Enter



Originally Posted by Othelo
1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
1. Contumacious is a good word
2. Discharge
3. Music
4. Ignorance
5. F*ck. Great swear word!!
6. Rain
7. My alarm clock
8. Music production
9. Undertaker
10. The Milkybar's are on me!!
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A system of cells interlinked
1. What is your favorite word? Insidious, Exsanguinate, Obfuscate

2. What is your least favorite word? Earwig

3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]? Exceptional art, in any realm...

4. What turns you off? Lacidasical attitude..

5. What is your favorite curse word? Frak

6. What sound or noise do you love? Feeling bass pumping through my body...

7. What sound or noise do you hate? Car horn

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? At this point? Film

9. What profession would you not like to do? Food Service

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Don't try to insidiously obfuscate your history, or I will exsanguinate you.
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1. What is your favorite word? Ignoranus
2. What is your least favorite word? the "c" word
3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]? creatively - music, spiritually - a touching movie, emotionally - special things my boyfriend does for me.
4. What turns you off? BO, when people think they are tough/smart/awesome etc, when they are not!
5. What is your favorite curse word? f*ck - sh*t - p*ss, and friggin frigger
6. What sound or noise do you love? celo and violin. and pouring rain at night time
7. What sound or noise do you hate? high pitched voices
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? psychologist
9. What profession would you not like to do? a soldier
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "told you so..."



You ready? You look ready
1. What is your favorite word? Ignorant
2. What is your least favorite word? Ni**er
3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]? Naked Asian Women
4. What turns you off? Ignorance
5. What is your favorite curse word? Damn
6. What sound or noise do you love? Deep deep rumbling exhaust
7. What sound or noise do you hate? The high pitch exhaust on a foreign POS.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Vacuum Sales (Like the stuff my dad sales.)
9. What profession would you not like to do? Septic tank cleaner
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Don't worry. We got lots of naked Asian women."
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In Soviet America, you sue MPAA!
1. What is your favorite word?
Addendum

2. What is your least favorite word?
N***er

3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
An ability to give credit where credit is due

4. What turns you off?
Willful Obliviousness

5. What is your favorite curse word?
F*ck

6. What sound or noise do you love?
A soda can opening.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
An unanswered phone.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Writing

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Telemarketing

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"F*ck."
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1. What is your favorite word? = a i-eee ai-eeee.
(a ritualistic cry in a Black Hawk tribal dance.)

2. What is your least favorite word? = Stupid

3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]? =
Red hair and a sense of humor

4. What turns you off? = Prunes

5. What is your favorite curse word? = **** (does that count?)

6. What sound or noise do you love? = Heavy Rain early in the morning

7. What sound or noise do you hate? = When the toilet in my bedroom bath makes this loud puking sound just before it erupts sewage all over the floor. It happens about 3 or 4 times a year do to "air" build up in the sewage lines at the end of our cul-de-sac. The only comfort I have is that it happens to three of my neighbors too.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? = Life Guard on a nude beach for atheltic women.

9. What profession would you not like to do? = Life guard on a nude beach for Richard Simmons and his friends..

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? = "Go back and try again"
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The People's Republic of Clogher
1. What is your favorite word? Arse!

2. What is your least favorite word? Retard

3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]? Life

4. What turns you off? Opacity

5. What is your favorite curse word? Sh!te

6. What sound or noise do you love? The Alfa Romeo V6

7. What sound or noise do you hate? A dentist's drill

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Journalism

9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything in an office

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? You win, I got outvoted - here's your cash!
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rhymes with Goebbels
tacitus! you've been away for ages!
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have you visited witchy today???
1. What is your favorite word? probably 'beer'
2. What is your least favorite word? probably the 'c' word
3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]? at the moment, daniel craig in blue speedos
4. What turns you off? arrogance
5. What is your favorite curse word? f**k or f**kwitt
6. What sound or noise do you love? wolves / huskies singing
7. What sound or noise do you hate? anything thats in pain
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? eh......dunno...can 'being a millionaire' be a profession? ooo or a person that models shoes and gets to keep them!
9. What profession would you not like to do? anything to do with dead people
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? mr craig is waiting for you.......
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have you visited witchy today??

monkey business



What is your favorite word?

Sexy

What is your least favorite word?

Plethora (people I know say this all the time like it's the hippest word, thus I can't stand it)

What turns you on (creative, spiritually, or emotionally)?

A lot of things.

What turns you off?

Lying.

What is your favorite curse word?

C***sucker

What sound or noise do you love?

Wind blowing

What sound of noise do you hate?

People breaking wind

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Porn star

What profession would you not like to do?

Embalmer

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Don't worry, you can still eat and drink in the afterlife.