Corrupt a Wish

This is a fun little game that we play on Gamefaqs all the time...
HOW TO PLAY - one person will state a wish... (since this is MoFo then the wishes will be movie related) the next person will corrupt the wish into something bad/funny, that person then gets to make a wish of their own

Ex. ME - "i wish Uwe Boll would make a good movie"
Next Person - "but then you go deaf and blind and can't watch it.
I wish..."

Everyone understand? ok i will begin


I wish most video game movies wouldn't be so terrible

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One day you will ask me, what's more important...me or your life. I will answer my life and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life

...but then you wouldn't think the games were so much better.

I wish John Carpenter would make a third Snake Plissken movie.

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Iro's Top 100 Movies v3.0

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Corrupt a Wish!

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O WOW... I epically PHAIL, im sorry i searched but it didn't yield any results this thread can die peacefully now