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Hi everyone. My name is Dorothy Zbornak, and I love to scare small babies and animals. And my mother.

Ok, totally kidding.

Ok, so here goes with my real intro.

Name: Joey
Age: 24
Location: Hellhole, Kentucky
Occupation: What is this?
Hobbies: Word does not compute.

FAVORITES
Favorite Movies (Some all time, some just of the moment): Beauty and the Beast (Disney), The Wizard of Oz, The Sound of Music, Mame (I know, I know, I KNOW!), Pete's Dragon
Favorite TV Shows: The Golden Girls, obviously; I Love Lucy, Roseanne, a bunch of crap on Food Network
Favorite Singers/Musicians/Artists: Stevie Nicks, Celine Dion, Kelly Clarkson, Tina Turner
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-Joey
"You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying."



Hi there and welcome to MoFo.... Interesting list of favorites...
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You never know what is enough, until you know what is more than enough.
~William Blake ~

AiSv Nv wa do hi ya do...
(Walk in Peace)




I am half agony, half hope.
Hey, Joey! Welcome. See you around the forums!
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If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.

Johann von Goethe



Hi Dorothy, it's me, Blanche Devereaux. I see you decided to come see where I hang out online. Is this gonna be like that time at The Rusty Anchor?

*gets on top of piano with microphone in hand*

"I wanna be LOVED... by you... just you... NOBODY else BUT you!"