Some of these things seemed at least hinted at, to me. I'm going to offer what I think is the dealio, and you can take it for what it's worth.
Sure thing.
Likewise and all that.
- How was the 13th tribe Cylon?
Kobol was inhabited by people who built machines to toast their bread, wash their laundry when they weren't home, etc and eventually those Roombots begat Cylons who went to war against their makers. This has all happened before, and will happen again.
It's entirely possible too, that the Lords of Kobol were the survivors of a previous cycle of growth, development, destruction. This time, 35,000 people survived. Last time, the Final Five survived. Lots of people survived the "Rain of Fire" on Kobol, and possibly the Lords were the survivors before that.
All this will be coming to us in comic book form, as Nim mentioned, but they did say expliticly that the cylons who lived on Nuked Earth had come from Kobol.
Right, I did follow it that far. Though I'd say that we ought to be able to get a pretty firm grasp of things from the show alone, and not need ancillary expanded universe-type stuff after-the-fact. I think I was sorta-kinda operating under the assumption (at first) that Kobol didn't get quite as far, technologically, as Caprica, but I realize that's not the case.
Anyway, this isn't a plot hole or anything, but what I keep coming back to is: where does the cycle start? Does it start on Kobol (which is as far back as the show's history goes right now, it seems), or does it start once everyone leaves Kobol? I'm not upset that we don't know...just wondering aloud. The idea of the cycle seems to be the inevitability of each society developing (and mistreating) artificial intelligence, whereas the events on Kobol seem a bit different. Still kinda curious about that.
- Why is there a "Temple of Five" long before there's a Final Five?
Ellen explains this in "No Exit". The 13th Tribe built it on thier way to Earth to ask for guideance. That's why it points the way to Earth.
Aye, but there was no Final Five when the Temple was built, so we're being asked to the believe that the number Five itself has some mystical qualities, and that it reappears throughout history in coincidental ways. They build a temple (the "Temple of Hopes"), someone modifies it at some point to honor five priests (of whom we know almost nothing about), and then at some point we get some kind of divine intervention which links it up to the Final Five. IE: God did it. I know Jesus was a carpenter and everything, but I didn't know He did architecture, too.
- What is Kara? We have Angels in this world, apparently, but she isn't like them. Everyone can see her.
She's off-brand.
Ok, that was a joke to take the edge off what I'm about to tell you, because you're going to hate it, I fear: Kara was a resurrected being. Like Jesus, only hotter. Not mechanically created resurrection as it existed when the Final Five re-made it or as it had when the ancient Cylons had it, but by whatever method is used by the Divine Power in this universe.
Also like Jesus, she was sent to help lead people toward the place where they would be in a position to make their ultimate choice, and to help get them through the awkward phase when they chose war and rebuilding yet again.
Once this task was completed, she was gone "in a twinkling", and we have the suggestion that she and Anders meet up after they're both relieved of mortal form.
Kara has always been a deeply religious person. She's also a rather flawed person - hot-headed, capricious, guilt-ridden and seeking redemption herself from the fallout from the relationships with both her parents. Such a person could be, and we see here, is, a very useful tool for a Divine Power. She's got her own journey to complete - dealing with her past and accepting herself for who she is, being brave enough to face the difficult emotions from which she's always run - and she's also open enough to guidance, due to her faith, that she serves the purpose of her destiny.
Aus already covered this, and you already replied, but it does feel like a bit of a cheat to have her basically be an angel...but one that follows a completely different set of "rules" than the other angels. I understand that everything's character-centric here, but just how much reason do we sacrifice on the alter of drama? It rather feels like having her die was simply the most dramatic thing that could happen, and thus the drama took precedence over the fact that there was no rational explanation for what was to follow.
If you could have Baltar get shot in the head every week, only to return somehow, it might give the audience a short-term shock the first time it happened, but eventually no one would take the show seriously. Obviously it's not enough for something to be interesting or dramatic; it has to be consistent, and it has to make sense. We're all suspending a little disbelief for shows like this, but only because they give us some broad rules that this new universe operates in. But what good is all that if they can make an exception for every rule? Well, none of this adds up rationally, so they're angels. And so is Kara. But because she's clearly different from the angels, she's just a different kind of angel (or whatever you want to call her).
Everytime something happens that doesn't fit with the facts we have so far, they can invent a new supernatural designation or exception. At what point does this incredible convenience start to take away from the drama it's used for? Certainly it must start at some point for everyone, even if your theshhold for it is higher than mine.
- Even if we accept the fact that Kara's just some special exception issued by God (but why? Just because?), how did her body end up charred on (first) Earth, when we saw it explode in space?
This isn't explained, which is sort of a niggling problem, but given the depth of meaning of everything else that's going on, it doesn't seem to me to be worth much worry.
I dunno, this strikes me as a pretty massive problem. We see her blow up, we see her come back, her body's on Nuked Earth somehow, and her Viper's brand new. And the lone explanation for all of this is: God did it. Again.
Even those of you who liked the ending were here speculating with the rest of us when all this happened, though, and trying to piece these facts together. There wouldn't be much reason to do that if we didn't have the expectation that it could be kinda-sorta reasoned out.
If the writers of the show can do something, and then completely reverse it by having God intervene, isn't that really poor storytelling? Regardless of how they arrived at their decisions, this type of writing is basically indistinguishable from someone making something up as they go along, and using a God character to explain away the times when they've gotten themselves into a corner.
Surely it must bother you that we can see a character die, and some unseen character can swoop down, construct a fake dead body, plant it on a planet, and then recreate the character and their ship and send them back? We're all used to fiction hinting at the idea of God giving a nudge here or there, but this is a whole 'nother animal. I don't think it's for nothing that none of us even considered the possibility that a God character could be doing all this.
Put another way: if you were writing this show, would you even consider this explanation, or would you dismiss it as too convenient?
- Why was the singularity necessary/important?
It created a defensible position for the hugest spacecraft ever made.
Maybe I missed some of the Sci-fi speak for all this, since so much of it is quasi-theoretical anyway. Seems to me they could have done the same thing with just the asteroids lying all over the place. Maybe it didn't sound as tech-y. I dunno.
No. As Nim explained, the concept of DeM is a last minute switcheroo to something we never could have seen coming. While none of us did see this in the works, it was there from the start.
I think you guys are taking me a little too seriously here; I referred to all this as being the "literal embodiment" of DeM. I'm pointing out the semantic irony that, whatever the phrases origins or common meaning, we literally got God in the machines.
Anyway, that said; the problem, for me, with this thinking is that it can be extended to justify basically anything. I don't think that simply dealing with issues of divinity makes it suddenly acceptable to fill in plot holes with God-stucco. Surely it can't be that simply talking about metaphysical things in general gives a writer/storyteller carte blanche to explain everything with it.
~What were the odds that a man in what amounted to a glass house could be shielded from a nuclear blast by a lingerie model?
~What were the odds that the Final Five all survived the attack on the Colonies?
~What were the odds that the base star carrying Roslin jumped right in front of the Raptor that Bill Adama had gone looking for her in, moments after Elosha tells Roslin that there might be something for her even closer than the battlestar?
~What are the odds that a dead woman's body, floating in a ruined raptor, is hit at just the angle necessary to flop her hand onto the button to launch nukes that she wasn't supposed to have hot in the first place because they were too close to the Colony to use nukes?
Divine Intervention has been with us throughout. Religion has been part of the landscape from the start. I guess I can't really see how you can say, five years into this, "hey, wait a minute".
I see what you're getting at, but I think there are a few other things to consider. First, these only become coincidences once the series ends, and we realize there aren't enough chairs for them all to sit in. Until it ends, we don't know if they're going to get an explanation or not, so it's not as if we've known they were coincidental all along.
Also, it's built into the nature of TV shows or movies that
some exceptional, coincidental things will happen, or else we'd have no reason to watch. That's why I never really complained about most of them. I expected a few things to be brushed aside with a spiritual explanation, and could've lived with that if it was used a bit more sparingly, or blatantly (in the case of Kara).
I don't mind behind-the-scenes movements that guide things in vague ways. The idea that God might give Tyrol an inkling that the Temple of Five is just up over that next hill is one thing. Having God fake people's deaths and plant bodies is another thing entirely.
Couldn't agree with you more about the moment when Baltar realises he will have to be a farmer. That moment was such a great compilation of everything we know about him, it was hilarious and very touching at the same time, recalling the line about the best music being the kind that makes you happy and sad at the same time.
Definitely. And, of course, the irony of Baltar and Six -- arguably the two people most responsible for the Holocaust on Caprica -- living through it all and ending up together.
Tyrol breaking the truce is still the fondest memory I'll take from the show, but Baltar on Second Earth is a close second.