Corrupt a Wish

granted, but you got evicted, and it's no longer your apartment

i wish i was infinitely strong

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wish granted, but your muscles are so big that you cannot live a normal life because you cannot fit through doorways because of your muscles.

I wish i could run at the speed of light

granted, but you can never stop

i wish i had every dvd

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Seaside Shack

Granted but they have no sound.

I wish I had super powers.

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

granted but you drown in them

wish i never had to pay taxes

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granted, but they are the power to grow your fingernails (family guy reference ahooy)

i wish i knew everything

granted, but you become a smartass and everyone ignores you

i wish i had telekinesis

granted, but you get so good your brain collapses within itself (idk...)

i wish i had an omlet on a plate that is untainted

granted... but too bad the cook spat in your food and you contract herpes,
I wish I had an unlimited money source

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This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time!

granted, but too bad the money is monopoly money

i wish i ruled the world (muahahahaha)

granted, but a mutiny takes place.

I wish I could be the best guitarist ever!

granted, but your arms become paralyzed

i wish i could play every videogame ever to its full extent

granted but your eyes get so messed up you cannot see a thing for the rest of your life.

i wish i knew as much about movies as Holden

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"A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theater admission and the babysitter were worth it."
- Alfred Hitchcock

granted, but you become so full of yourself you turn into an arrogant *******

i wish i had a big mac with fries, and a large coke

granted, but it's from 1978, and moldy

i wish i never had to sleep and wouldn't be tired

granted, but your eyes become so red, everyone freaks out and won't talk to you

i wish i could surpass death

granted, but you live so long you dont know anyone in the future, and are out of place.

i wish i had batteries that would never run dead

Granted, but they also leak deadly radiation while working.

I wish I had a new stereo

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"You, me, everyone...we are all made of star stuff." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

https://shawnsmovienight.blogspot.com/

granted, but the speakers are broken

i wish i had every dvd which include video, audio, and would play, and are region 1

granted, but one day the boxes fall on you and crush you, Death by DVD

i wish i could force people to tell the truth