Corrupt a Wish

Granted: but you try to hide your boobs from the world----FAILURE!!!!


I wish that for one night the world could live in peace and harmony and all eat Fajitas at the same time.

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

Granted, but because of the time differences throughout the world, by the time some people's night time came around, their fajitas were spoiled, and many died of food poisoning. Way to go!

I wish there was a "font size" tab in this "quick reply" box.

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Granted but you mistakenly use the size 50000 and overwhelm the forum and it crashes forever....WTG.

I wish that women were not so demanding.

Granted, but now all women ignore you . . . for the rest of your life!

I wish I had a man slave. I'm not that demanding . . . really.


WTG? = What the .....

WTG = way to go

Granted. But your man slave is old and sickly and can barely lift a paperweight.

I wish I could watch every movie every made.

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Undercoverlovers 100 REDUX

Granted. But you don't have any more time for a life, sending a ripple effect that kills Indonesians.

I wish I had a date

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I used to be addicted to crystal meth, now I'm just addicted to Breaking Bad.

Granted but she looks like Me

I wish I hadn't eaten so much

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Granted. But now you don't have any food in your body and die.

I wish I had a guitar

Granted, but it has no strings and well you suck at playing it.

I wish people knew what WTG meant.

Granted. But Everyone uses it and it gets annoying.

I wish I could run down the street in my underwear

You already have I bet, but anyway: Granted, but they fall off and you are arrested for showing your thingy to a passing bus of lesbian nuns.

I wish that I had a better way of expressing myself.

granted but it gets annoying with you squealing like a pig after every sentence.

I wish I could instantly cure my hangover

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Granted, but you just ended up on a deserted island, so we don't have to watch you express anything.

Damn, hold on!

Granted, but you are never able to get drunk again.

I wish people would stop typing WTG, WTF, IMO, IMHO, LOTR . . . .

Granted. WTF you do that for?

I wish my life was like Across The Universe (the singing of Beatles part, not the war

Granted. But now your friends shun you because you tend to break in to song at inappropriate times during conversations.

I wish we were all the same color.

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We are both the source of the problem and the solution, yet we do not see ourselves in this light...