The "What if...?" Game

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Haunted Heart, Beautiful Dead Soul
then what would we do for resolutions we have NO intention on keeping?

why is Christmas considered the happiest time of the year?



Because that's what we're told to think, by the same people who tell us we need 'things' to be happy.

Why do we find twinkling lights so pleasing?



Because our eyes are attracted by unusual images.

Why are backsides so attractive?



Sorry Harmonica.......I got to stay here.
Then....
David Hume would out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

What if, for Christmas, Italians had to swap out different types of fish for different types of grubs?
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Then time would be elastic, life merely one version of reality and imagined characters would be real and able to interact with their creators.

What if I was able to think of a proper question to ask at this time?



then we would have gladly chugged strawberry milk shakes, jiggled the night away, and went home with brain freeze.

What if men wore high heels instead of women?
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Maxine Taurus



WOOOHOOO!!! Then I go UP, UP AND AWAAAAAYYYY!!!


What if you woke up with a teeny weenie girl's voice in a man's body?



Trust me, it would be very, very odd. I think I'd quite enjoy freaking people out, though.

What if you had the chance to cheat on your partner with your fantasy lover?



I just know they're coming to kill me.
what mofo would you like to go bar crawling with?
Holden Pike.

What if you don't think it be like it is but it do?
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