The "What if...?" Game

i would have to move fast enough to catch squirells and weed rats.

What if music had never been invented?

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"An Eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"
-Ben Kingsley, GHANDI

"Snozberries taste like snozberries"

John Lennon would still be alive

What if the internet had no porn?

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

bill gates wouldn't be rich...

what if everyone got exactly what they deserved, based on Karma

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I would be rich

What if the Alamo was forgotten?

The box office already did.

What if huffing paint never went out of style?

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Horror's Not Dead
Latest Movie Review(s): Too lazy to keep this up to date. New reviews every week.

I do miis having long conversations with the little ball inside the spray can.
What do people huff now?



What if you could rest your head on any one thing/object (your choice), at night when you go to sleep...what would it be?

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Breasts

What could any other plausible answer to that question be?

I just wanted to know if I had problems.

what if breasts made all of us guys sleepy like the two above me?

uh, guys?
someone out there?
alive?
i take my question back if it offended you...
uh, no, come to think about it, i don't take it back...

That's a weird question, then guys who slept after having sex might sleep really well.....I don't know.

What if the red sox won the world series?.....wait wait that already happened....

No seriously what if they raised the limit young people could drink to 25 and the limit young people could drive to 21?

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Concert Tab!! MOFO poetry Been Dreaming Lately?

more people would WALK to all the parties they would have to celebrate in the intimacy of their home

what if you found a way of overcoming a problem that affects everyone else?

everyone?...hmmm $$$$$$

What if Jaws was a movie about rodents

I'd probably still stray away from it...


What if Rock 'n' Roll was never invented...

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Elvis would be dead

What if chicago frog was a cat?

I'd kick him (KIDDING)

what if pizza tasted gross.

Dijourno wouldn't be in business

What if pooping your pants made you attractive to Paris Hilton?

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Everything I do, I do to make my second stepdad proud.

i'd have been laid the day I got out of the womb.....


what if it were still the 80's