The "What if...?" Game

Are denying the fact that you do?

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me, no, never, nope!

What if we American's found out the world doesn't revolve around us?

It would be 2001.

What if you were impervious to gravity?

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Review: Cabin in the Woods 8/10

There would probably be an off the ground tax.


What if today was your last day?

I would go off of my diet
What if women stopped thinking they have the right to change their minds?

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

Then they would save money on the purchase of matching shoes.


What if you had two tongues?

I could get exponentially more tongue-tied.


What if you wake up tomorrow and you've turned into a cat?

I would rub against your legs for some grub!


What if there was a battle between monkeys and midgets...what side would you choose?

Midgets, all the way.

What if your sneezes tasted like vanilla? Would you lick your hands, after?

No I am more of a strawberry man myself.

What if making and watching movies was outlawed?

Trust me I would find a way to make money off of it.

What if after shave smelled like vagina?
















I mean vanilla!

i dont know.

What if the internet became banned from all homes in the world along with carbinated baverages and chips?

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"An Eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"
-Ben Kingsley, GHANDI

"Snozberries taste like snozberries"

I would start my own underground movie watchers ring, complete with tons of chips and soft drink, maybe even make a tidy profit while I'm at it. I can hear the new report now "the police have just busted a ring of illegal movie watchers in our city's north west today" ....heh

What if we found out the the coke company started putting cocaine back into its drinks again?

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Concert Tab!! MOFO poetry Been Dreaming Lately?

everyone would keep it under wraps because it was drugs and we would want them everyonce in a while.

What if... I DONT KNOW!!!

well if you don't know then you don't know I guess.......yes that makes sense

What if you got cast as an extra in a movie to be in the background of several scenes, but they wanted you to do it dressed up as the opposite sex, would you do it?

...ask to be in the center of several scenes.

what if the zipper hadn't been invented in the Windy City?

Then they'd all wear clothes without zippers.


What if McG re-made Taxi Driver, starring Vin Diesel?

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TOP 100 | "Don't let the bastards grind you down!"

I would have to kill him. lol.

What if Sliced Bread was never invented? What would the saying be then? The best thing since....?

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"You, me, everyone...we are all made of star stuff." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

https://shawnsmovienight.blogspot.com/

the best thing since cheese.

what if we had to all forage in the wild for dinner each day?

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