The "What if...?" Game

I would never be able to keep a fresh supply of batteries in my TV remote.

What if Yoda locked this thread?

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Then he would be using the force wisely.

What if Movie knowledge equiled world power?

I'd be living on the streets.

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TOP 100 | "Don't let the bastards grind you down!"

i'd definately have a lot less to b!tch about

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What if Colin Farrell played the part of Amsterdam in Gangs of New York?

thats a scary thought...

what if Kiera Knightley or Natalie Portman was my girlfriend?

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"An Eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"
-Ben Kingsley, GHANDI

"Snozberries taste like snozberries"

you wouldn't waste ur time on Mofo, that's for sure

Why is that a scary thought?

i dont know i just felt like saying that it was scary. thats all.

What if Everyone gave me good rep?

what if everyone gave Yoda bad rep, how long would it take to bring him down to DJango?

Many moons, grasshopper.

What if all of us MoFo's decided to meet for one gigantic party?

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Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons.....for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

It would be pretty crazy, seeing as we're from all over the world, it'd be a one off and lots of people would bail out I reckon. It's kinda scary to actually meet the people you chat/argue/discuss with on the net. I'd be up for it though.......maybe......not sure. Anyways

What if after the upcoming election we found out that Bush rigged it to win and was found out, but the twist is that he would have won anyway? what then mmm? (This is obviously a made up situation)

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Concert Tab!! MOFO poetry Been Dreaming Lately?

You know that would be kinda fun. what if each person from each city had there own little party. Say like if I lived in Londa than me and everyone else in London from this forum would have a party. We would have to wear name tags with our account names on them though. that would be awsome.


What if we all gave some one bad rep simultaneosly?(sorry for spelling)

I would be left out in the cold seeing how the closest city to me is three hours away and I still would find it hard to believe that there is someone from Memphis, TN in here.

As for the bad rep situation, I think it would kill us little ones with no rep at all.

What if Taco Bell was the last resturaunt in the World?

It would be somewhat like Demolition Man (although in my DVD its been dubbed to Pizza Hut, very amusing stuff)

What if Futurama was not cancelled after 4 seasons? (sorry just saw one of those Anthology of Interest eps with the 'What If?' machine)

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what if an actor became a president? uh.......

He would look like this

hee hee. That was perfect.

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Ya got me feelin' hella good so let's just keep on dancin'

America's being run by an ape

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"When I was younger, I always wanted to be somebody. Now that I'm older, I realise I should've been more specific."

what if i love you guys (and grrls)?