I've just banned my 1,000th spammer


Nah, not really, spammers are an insidious lot that should all be put on an island somewhere along with people that kick puppies, kittens or try to run over raccoons.
You should put a bunch of yams in your bag, and a piece of metal. So the next time you go through a metal detector they search your bag and just find it full of yams.

Don't explain it, either. ~ Yoda

"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned."