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A PHD in Whiskey and Stonerology
TwIsTeD ReViEw #1:
SUICIDE CLUB

Review composed by Sawman3

Allow me to begin by saying that I don't expect this movie or this review to be "news" to very many people. However, I do believe that Suicide Club receives less acclaim than it deserves. Though the film is without doubt convoluted and at times stumbling, the virtues of its style, premise, and constant social commentary more than redeem its faults.

Before I really get started, I'll offer a bit of a fact sheet for those who don't remember the film... and *gasp*, for those that may have not heard of it or seen it. Suicide Club (2002), originally released in Japan under the title "Jisatsu Sakuru", was the 8th effort of writer and director Sion Sono, and perhaps one of the most anticipated of the burst of Japanese horror that followed the success of films such as The Ring (2002) ("Ringu" [1998] in its original Japanese rendition). Without turning this review into a biography of Sono, I would like to mention that he is not your average director. Sono has a not-insubstantial pornography direction portfolio. Luckily for those who watch Suicide Club, however, very little of the terrible porn direction cliches are put to use here.


Sion Sono

Suicide Club opens with a somewhat notorious scene: 54 Japanese high school girls join hands. They then happily count to 3 in a sing-song chant before jumping onto the tracks before an oncoming train. The gore level here is high, to say the least: picture suction-sealed bags of blood and limbs suddenly having their seals broken all at once and you might have an inkling of what's on display here. After a perhaps over-long sequence, depending on your gore tolerance levels, we are presented with a view of a white gym bag sitting on the platform as a literal wave of blood courses around it (note that here the blood in question ceases to possess its tomato sauce color and consistency and takes on the appearance of a great deal of spilled grape juice).

From this point Suicide Club really takes off. The plot becomes increasingly convoluted and hard to follow as Sono throws us scene after seemingly random scene of suicides, intermixed with some genuinely creepy and well-acted moments that I will not spoil here. The flow of bloodshed is well-broken by one of the central story-lines involving two Japanese police investigators looking into the rash of suicides. However, these characters are never really developed enough, and so I felt little when one of them became part of the "club" and shot himself in the head.

At the film's halfway point, I had very little idea what was going on. Between cryptic rolls of stitched together human flesh found in a variety of gym bags (including the one first seen on the subway platform), the pervasive presence of the music group sensation Dessert, two separate informants providing contradictory information regarding the rumored Suicide Club, and a whole lot of random red herrings and gruesome deaths, it was difficult to pick out the main thread of the narrative.


Flesh roll-up, anyone?

There follows a scene and group of characters oddly reminiscent of The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975), that are at first presented as the real Suicide Club. However, they are brought to justice (thank god, they are a motley lot of sadists) quickly and then summarily dismissed. The film continues to stumble over itself, ending with a string of quite deep, disturbing, and at the same time uplifting scenes that somehow manage to mask (temporarily), the fact that Sono leaves us almost entirely hanging.

I believe that at this point I have pretty effectively outlined the faults of Suicide Club: a convoluted story, sparse character development, a great number of misleading scenes, and a cliffhanger ending. What I have not done is told you, the reader, why this film is a masterpiece and why you should absolutely not pass up the opportunity to see it. The most important point in Suicide Club's favor is that the entire film can be viewed as a healthy hunk of social commentary. Sono shows us the costs of our tendency to act like lemmings (in its most extreme form). As rumors of a Suicide Club grow, more and more teens begin to kill themselves, as if in a desperate attempt to follow the latest trend. This is driven home most effectively when Sono shows us a group of high school students on lunch break who, egging each other on, leap from the roof of a building to their deaths. (Cool Fact: Falling bodies explode like overripe watermelons upon impact with pavement!) Sono also comments on society's growing indifference to tragedy and violence. In one scene, a hospital security guard tries to tell a nurse of the death of the 54 schoolgirls we witness in the opening sequence, but she brushes him off, more interested in getting herself and a colleague a meal. Another scene shows a family eating dinner. They touch briefly on the recent rash of suicides, but then Dessert comes on TV and they fall to laughing and enjoying the music. Finally, Sono touches on society's susceptibility to suggestion in popular culture. Without giving away a major plot point, I will note that many of the events of the movie are based on subtle manipulation by pop culture.

Besides its brilliant social commentary, Suicide Club is wonderfully creepy and disturbing. One scene perfectly sums up the almost funny nails-on-chalkboard feeling of the movie. A young girl sees an ad on TV for a new kind of candy. She asks her dad if she can have some, and he tells her to go ask her mother. She runs into the kitchen and inquires after the candy while her mother cuts vegetables. During the course of their brief exchange, her mother stops cutting the vegetables and starts cutting off her own fingers. The girl sees the spreading blood, but does not fully understand what is going on. She runs back into the living room and sits again with the family. She says to her father: "Mom's funny," before settling in. Meanwhile in the kitchen, her mother continues to silently mutilate herself.


Hi Dad!

Finally, I cannot neglect to mention the philosophical ideas that are on display in Suicide Club. Most importantly is the question of our connection to ourselves. The film's characters extropolate that we have connections to the world around us that live on after we die. It goes on to question whether we have such a relationship with ourselves, and whether the answer to this question influences whether or not there is life for us after death. These ideas play a major role in the resolution of the film.

Despite its faults, Suicide Club is a masterpiece of filmmaking that combines disturbing and grisly scenes, biting social commentary, and quasi-deep philosophy into a dark package that, no matter your overall opinion, you will not soon forget.

Rating:


or 9.3/10



Sounds good to me, thanks for the write up.
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A PHD in Whiskey and Stonerology
Slasher? 99% of the death in this movie is suicide

And, no offense, but 20 minutes really isn't long enough to judge a movie, especially this one.



Good Review, But I Doubt I'll Be Seeing A Movie Called 'Suicide Club'.



A PHD in Whiskey and Stonerology
TwIsTeD ReViEw #2:
AUDITION

Review composed by Sawman3.

It is unlikely, I imagine, that very many people here have not heard of Takashi Miike. The prolific Japanese director was born in the outskirts of Osaka, and directed his first piece (Last Run: 100 Million Ten's Worth of Love and Betrayal) in 1991. Since that time Miike has directed nearly one-hundred films, sometimes developing more than six in a single year. He has become known for his relentless, punch-after-punch editing and style, as well as for his open willingness to push the boundaries of what is accepted in the movie industry. Films such as Ichi the Killer (2001), and Audition (2001, to be reviewed here) have bolstered his gruesome reputation as well as the high-opinion in which he is generally held by fans and critics alike.


Takashi Miike

Audition opens in a manner that I was completely unprepared for, knowing that it is indeed a Miike film. Contrary to the director's standards of a breakneck pace and intense cuts, Audition begins slowly. There is a relaxed air that is infectious, and Miike allows scenes and even camera angles to linger, causing Audition to at first feel something like one of Hollywood's early efforts. We follow a middle-aged businessman and father, Aoyama (Ryo Ishibashi). His wife passed away an untold time before, and, at the encouragement of his son he is now seeking to remarry. Aoyama's best friend works in the movie industry, and together they cook up a plan to hold an audition. Of course, the audition is advertised as being for a movie, but it's real purpose is to run a number of young women by Aoyama until he finds one that suits him.

Reading over the actresses' resumes before the audition, Aoyama's eye is caught by one in particular (Asami, played by Eihi Shiina). She captivates him once more during the physical audition, and they agree to meet in a non-professional situation. Here the film begins to pick up pace a bit, but it still feels non-Miike. Well, not to worry. That feeling doesn't last for long.


Come on in, girls.

Asami, we learn, was abused as a young girl. She now has an inferiority/domination complex, in which she insists that those she has relationships with be devoted to her and her alone. If they are not, she feels betrayed. Aoyama, however, refuses to listen to his own nagging intuition and to the advice of his best friend. He takes a weekend vacation with Asami, and on their first night at the hotel they have sex for the first time. The pace at this point has really started to pick up.

Cue drum-roll, the bizarreness and brutality starts now. Aoyama wakes up (or is it a dream?), to find Asami no longer beside him. As he awakes, the hotel desk calls to inquire whether he will still be staying for the weekend and to inform him that his partner has left. Aoyama searches for her, digging into her background and checking out places where she claimed to have lived and worked. However, he encounters am elderly man at one place of residence (later revealed as her abusive, skeevy step-father), who urges him to go home and stay away from her. The bar Asami claimed to work in closed a year ago, and a man informs Aoyama that the owner disappeared. When her body was found, hacked into many bloody pieces, investigators found an extra tongue and three extra fingers in the mess of gore. (Here we get a nice visual of a severed tongue flapping around in the shadows beneath a chair.)

At this point I find it important to mention that the first half of the movie was not entirely banal. Every so often I was treated to a bizarre and seemingly random scene: a woman with her back to the camera (and who looks like Asami) sitting on the floor of a decrepit house with a phone in front of her. Her head is bowed. Beside her is a burlap sack. Occasionally, the sack moves.

So. As Aoyama continues to investigate Asami's disappearance, we are party to more and more of the above scenes, confirming our suspicion that the woman in question is indeed Asami. And then... and then. The climax.


Time to say goodnight!

It is enough to say that Asami confronts Aoyama, believing that he sought her only for sex and that he does not love her; and that the ensuing few scenes makes Hostel look somewhat banal. (On the plus sides, I now no a variety of obscure pressure points on the human body, if Miike is to be trusted). Somewhere in the course of the abuse, we see Asami, using a razor-sharp thin wire, beheading her stepfather as he plays piano in a shadowed, otherwise empty room. Other hallucination-type sequences appear periodically.

There is a final twist at the end that left me with a lot of questions... but the feeling was, for once, welcome. Audition is decidedly not for the faint of heart or for the weak of stomach, but if you can cover your eyes or hold your gut when necessary you will be rewarded with a rich experience. Miike has crafted a harrowing, genuinely terrifying film that's twists and turns are expert and manyfold. Even the extreme violence is a plus here, as it helps to drive home the fist-to-the-entrails feeling of the entire effort. Enjoy.

Rating:


or 9.7/10



Thanks for the review of SUICIDE CLUB but it does not sound like my kind of movie suicide is something I deal with in my job, so not interested in seeing it in a movie
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