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Master of My Domain
11-14-15
Happy old, wrinkly, sweaty and over-the-top Birthday Sexy! Love ya bro



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Defending Champ
11-14-15
I never realized that you were so old. No wonder you haven't been able to perform lately.

Time to stock up the medicine cabinet.



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11-14-15
Originally Posted by Captain Spaulding
Time to stock up the medicine cabinet.
Do we have any space left?! You've hogged that cabinet with all your drugs! Heroin, crystal meth, marijuana, those sex pills with the rhino testicle juice in them, cocaine, ecstasy, bath salts, L-DOPA, DMT, the magic mushrooms, specialty printed Rue McClanahan acid blotter sheets (which I think might be mine?), krokodil and that neverending pack of Flintstones vitamins we purchased at Sam's Club!



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11-14-15
Originally Posted by cricket
You notice your cane was made out of bull penis?
Is it really?

It looks like it says "Lone Star Beef Bull Pizzle (Puzzle?) Cane."



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11-14-15
Originally Posted by cricket
Yes, pizzle is penis
I just learned that. Earlier, I thought it said "Puzzle Cane" and I was wondering how a cane could also be a puzzle.



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11-14-15
HAPPY 100th BIRTHDAY!!!!

Here's your present:



Criterion movies are 50% off at Barnes & Noble right now as part of a Sexy Celebrity / Rauldc14 Birthday Sale!!!! Including Tootsie!!!!
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