Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

This is what you don't get. It's you. YOU! It's a problem YOU have. Nobody else has this problem. We can look at Andy Serkis all day, and listen to him talk about how he was King Kong and see him in his little track suit acting like King Kong... and STILL enjoy King Kong. We're well-adjusted people!

And Being John Malkovich stays exactly the same. Nice.

It was Brad Pitt though
visually in the movie
It was his face.

Sure there is... his real name is Tim Allen.

I hear he actually got fat and grew out a white beard. No makeup or imagination CGI whatsoever.

he didn't have a hand stuck up his backside given all the credit.

Yeah, but if he had, then that hand would have deserved all the credit (and I mean ALL of it) because without it, you have no character.

And let's not talk about sticking our hands up backsides, shall we?

Again his character was that of santa clause,
he didn't have a hand stuck up his backside given all the credit.

Did King Kong ever dump on screen?

Tim Allen with a hand up his butt.

Think about that, people. Not an image I've ever wanted in my brain. It's there to stay now though!