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The Stuff (1985) - 5.5/10. Needed more of the white stuff coming out of humans. Not sure if it was budget concerns because more death would mean more practical effects. That is why the I feel the movie falls a little flat. And on top of that, it didn't give any information where the stuff comes from, or maybe I missed it due to work. Acting was just about decent. All in all, nice premise, bad execution.
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THE LIGHTHOUSE
(2019)

Rubbish

This hurts worse than the silent treatment from a loved one.



Bright light. Bright light. Uh oh.

Porno (Keola Racela, 2019)
5/10
Hope.Gap (William Nicholson, 2019)
6/10
No Maps on My Taps (George T. Nierenberg & Lynn Rogoff, 1979)
6.5/10
James vs. His Future Self (Jeremy LaLonde, 2019)
6/10

Daniel Stern is pretty darn good as the future self who comes to the present to warn James.
Awoken (Daniel J. Phillips, 2019)
+ 4.5/10
A War of Children (George Schaefer, 1972)
6/10
Transnistria (Anna Eborn, 2019)
5/10
Capone (Josh Trank, 2020)
6/10

Al Capone (Tom Hardy) suffers from dementia the last days of his life.
Adventures in Silverado (Phil Karlson, 1948)
6/10
The Count of Monte-Cristo (David Greene, 1975)
+ 6.5/10
Abe (Fernando Grostein Andrade, 2019)
6/10
I Start Counting (David Greene, 1969)
5.5/10

14-year-old Jenny Agutter has a crush on her uncle when she starts investigating some local sex crimes.
Better Days (Kwok Cheung Tsang, 2019)
+ 6/10
Love in the Buff (Pang Ho-cheung, 2012)
5.5/10
The Traitor (Marco Bellocchio, 2019)
6/10
Spaceship Earth (Matt Wolf, 2020)
6.5/10

Everything you aleays wanted to know about Spaceship Earth but didn't know to ask.
Gates to Paradise (Andrzej Wajda, 1968)
6/10
Sweet William (Claude Whatham, 1980)
+ 5/10
Sebastian (David Greene, 1968)
6/10
The Expert (Archie Mayo 1932)
6/10

Dickie Moore and Chic Sale hit it off but outside complications arise.
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Bad Company (1972)

This movie really surprised me. The trailer didn't really do it justice. This was a realistic gritty movie about a moral dilemma. Jeff Bridges played an early role back when he was virtually a nobody. Barry Brown was the lead, and he did a solid job. The story revolved around a group of unfortunate young men trying to survive during war time. Resorting to crime to get by, they have to go through many hardships. This was truly a great movie that deserved more recognition. It was well written, the acting was great, and the story warmed my heart. The ending was a bit ambiguous, but really did the movie justice in a big way.




I Start Counting (David Greene, 1969)
5.5/10

14-year-old Jenny Agutter has a crush on her uncle when she starts investigating some local sex crimes.
I love this movie. It's so random to see it in the middle of your post like that. This is an obscure movie almost no one talks about. It's worth noting that she's adopted, so her uncle isn't a blood relation.

Edit: Also, she's 16. The movie was released in 1969 and she was born in december 1952. There is some nudity, and in the UK 16 is the age limit for that sort of thing, as apposed to 18 in the US.



Klyftan (1973)
aka Kuilu (sorry, but there's no English title for this but it means chasm or abyss)

A Finnish TV-movie about the Finnish Civil War through the eyes of a 10/11-year-old girl. I was a little hesitant to watch this as I was expecting some heavy-handed red propaganda, but it was surprisingly subtle and non-preachy in that regard. It has weird editing and almost an experimental feel to it (something I didn't expect from an old Finnish TV-movie either). It's like a down-to-earth mundane mix of Forbidden Games and Bergman. This would definitely be in my top-25 directed by women list.



EDIT: This film has been rated by seven people on IMDb. I doubt any film I've seen has less
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You Were Never Really Here (Lynne Ramsay, 2017) -


My favorite Phoenix performance, and Ramsay at the top of her game.



Latest film i watch was Stalingrad, must have been nearly 10 years since I last watched it. Still briliant.



Her character is 14 and she's never naked.
You see her breasts, there's a scene at the beginning of the movie where she's getting dressed for school. I don't think they specified the character's age, but in the UK 16 is the age of consent. You can get married at 16. So, I believe it's implied that she's 16 with the way she talks about her brother, the conversations with her friend, and the questions she asks at school. But it's probably been a couple of years since I watched it. I have seen it 3 times. I could be wrong, but the impression I have is that she was 16.





Barbarosa (1982)

This movie was the stuff of legends. A truly great Western full of the chaos of the lawless wild West. The character Barbarosa was a character of song and infamy. There were those who loved him, and those who cried out for his blood. Willie Nelson, who played Barbarosa, was an actor I knew more of in name, and it was a pleasure to get acquainted with him. Gary Busey played Karl, the young gringo who accompanied Barbarosa and became a subject of song and legend too. Karl was really the main character of this movie, which was a story about the legendary bandit Barbarosa told through his eyes. The legend lives on in Karl as a sort of second generation Barbarosa. This movie was gritty, realistic, and a whole lot of fun. It's the kind of movie that makes you want to cheer. This is the kind of movie that makes me think, "This is why the Western genre is so great!" It was a very fun movie, but it didn't really have any deep meaningful content, and wasn't artistic, so it didn't manage to get a higher rating. It's still a very good movie.




I'm half-joking. I like to play on the condescension and arrogance. I think if a person is legit then they won't get offended.
Okay, fair enough. I thought I got the sense that you enjoy being deliberately provocative but it's sometimes had to discern online, so I thought I would make the point. I guess I also enjoy defending good old American cinema too
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URBAN COWBOY
(1980)

First viewing. John Travolta playing a cowboy was weird casting, but somehow it worked.
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I just realized that my quick one-word review of The Lighthouse got some people's panties in a knot. I'm free to state my opinion and stand by it. If somebody on here wants to cry about it, that's their problem and none of my business.

Rocky is the greatest movie ever made. Winner of 3 Oscars including Best Picture. The Lighthouse (rubbish) won...none. Red Sparrow (big-time rubbish) won...none. Sylvester Stallone is a 3-time Oscar nominee and a Golden Globe winning actor. He's not one to be looked down on by the so-called elitists on these boards, and I'm not one to be condescending to. I have a f***-all attitude.

So...f*** off, Felicia



I just realized that my quick one-word review of The Lighthouse got some people's panties in a knot.
Ha, don't flatter yourself. (I got temp banned for a similar comment)

Rocky is the greatest movie ever made.
Hahahahahahahaha, that is the funniest thing I've heard in ages!


Winner of 3 Oscars including Best Picture.
If winning Oscars is the standard, then just off the top of my head Gladiator and The Lord of the Rings are better than Rocky by your definition. Kind of undermines your, "greatest movie ever" statement.

The Lighthouse (rubbish) won...none.
Haha, wrong, it won the Oscar for best Cinematography.

The list of awards The Lighthouse won is so long it's exhausting to list them all. I just copied and pasted from wikipedia:

Academy Awards[38] February 9, 2020 Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
Austin Film Critics Association January 6, 2020 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
British Academy Film Awards February 2, 2020 Best Cinematography Nominated
Cannes Film Festival[39] May 25, 2019 FIPRESCI Prize – Directors' Fortnight/Critics' Week Robert Eggers Won
Chicago Film Critics Association[40] December 14, 2019 Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
Central Ohio Film Critics Association[41] January 2, 2020 Best Actor Robert Pattinson Nominated
Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Won
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Runner-Up
Critics' Choice Movie Awards[42] January 12, 2020 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
Columbus Film Critics Association January 2, 2020 Best Actor Robert Pattinson Nominated
Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Won
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Runner-Up
Dallas–Fort Worth Film Critics Association December 16, 2019 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Runner-Up
Detroit Film Critics Society[43] December 9, 2019 Best Actor Robert Pattinson Nominated
Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Best Screenplay Robert Eggers & Max Eggers Nominated
Georgia Film Critics Association[44] January 10, 2020 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
Best Production Design Craig Lathrop, Matt Likely Nominated
Gold Derby Awards[45] February 4, 2020 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
Gold Derby Decade Awards[46] March 6, 2020 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
Gotham Awards[47] December 2, 2019 Best Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Greater Western New York Film Critics Association[48] December 30, 2019 Best Picture The Lighthouse Nominated
Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
Hollywood Critics Association Awards[49] January 9, 2020 Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
Houston Film Critics Society[50] January 2, 2020 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Independent Spirit Awards[51] February 8, 2020 Best Director Robert Eggers Nominated
Best Male Lead Robert Pattinson Nominated
Best Supporting Male Willem Dafoe Won
Best Editing Louise Ford Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Won
Indiana Film Journalists Association[52] December 16, 2019 Best Film The Lighthouse Nominated
Best Original Screenplay Robert Eggers & Max Eggers Runner-Up
Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Won
Original Vision Award Robert Eggers Won
Las Vegas Film Critics Society[53] December 13, 2019 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Won
London Film Critics' Circle Awards[54] January 30, 2020 British / Irish Actor of the Year Robert Pattinson Won
North Carolina Film Critics Association[55] January 3, 2020 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
North Dakota Film Society[56] January 18, 2020 Best Picture The Lighthouse Nominated
Best Director Robert Eggers Nominated
Best Actor Robert Pattinson Nominated
Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Won
Best Screenplay Robert Eggers & Max Eggers Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Won
Best Production Design Craig Lathrop, Ian Greig Nominated
Best Editing Louise Ford Won
Oklahoma Film Critics Circle[57] December 15, 2019 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Runner-Up
Philadelphia Film Critics Circle[58] December 8, 2019 Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Won
Phoenix Critics Circle[59] December 14, 2019 Best Horror Film The Lighthouse Nominated
Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
San Diego Film Critics Society[60][61] December 9, 2019 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Won
San Francisco Bay Area Film Critics Circle December 16, 2019 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Satellite Awards[62] December 19, 2019 Best Motion Picture – Drama The Lighthouse Nominated
Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Won
Seattle Film Critics Society[63] December 16, 2019 Best Picture The Lighthouse Nominated
Best Director Robert Eggers Nominated
Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Won
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
St. Louis Film Critics Association[64] December 15, 2019 Best Horror Film The Lighthouse Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Runner-Up
Toronto Film Critics Association December 8, 2019 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Runner-Up
Utah Film Critics Association[65] December 22, 2019 Best Supporting Actor Runner-Up
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Runner-Up
Washington D.C. Area Film Critics Association[66] December 8, 2019 Best Cinematography Nominated


Imagine if Rocky was even submitted to Cannes, lol, what a joke. That would be like serving microwave dinner to a gourmet chef.



Red Sparrow (big-time rubbish) won...none.
Yup, it won 0 Oscars, but it still won a few awards. Who cares though? At least I've never said a movie was rubbish that won as many awards as Lighthouse did. You can call Red Sparrow rubbish if you want. I never said Red Sparrow was a great movie, but at least it doesn't have a fight scene that's so bad it's good.



Sylvester Stallone is a 3-time Oscar nominee and a Golden Globe winning actor. He's not one to be looked down on by the so-called elitists on these boards, and I'm not one to be condescending to. I have a f***-all attitude.

So...f*** off, Felicia
Actually he is one to be looked down on by elitists like me. Why? Because he looks stoned, half asleep, and retarded in all of his movies.






The story of a young girl (who we never see) who is dropped off at school by her mother, Ann Lake, and is never seen again. Does Bunny Lake even exist or is it all in Ann's head? Ann could be a little crazy seeing as how she's a single, never married mother who is very dependant on her brother. It's a good movie but there are a few things that keep it from being great. At times it seems a little hard to believe, especially reactions to circumstances early in the film and it has a little pacing problem, occasionally. The ending is good but it also goes on for too long with the childish games. Olivier is great as the lead investigator and the guy who plays Ann's over the top, pervy landlord Wilson is fantastic. At one point it looks like Olivier is about to crack during a scene with this guy, he's that good.



Ha, don't flatter yourself. (I got temp banned for a similar comment)

Hahahahahahahaha, that is the funniest thing I've heard in ages!

If winning Oscars is the standard, then just off the top of my head Gladiator and The Lord of the Rings are better than Rocky by your definition. Kind of undermines your, "greatest movie ever" statement.

Yup, it won 0 Oscars, but it still won a few awards. Who cares though? At least I've never said a movie was rubbish that won as many awards as Lighthouse did. You can call Red Sparrow rubbish if you want. I never said Red Sparrow was a great movie, but at least it doesn't have a fight scene that's so bad it's good.

Actually he is one to be looked down on by elitists like me. Why? Because he looks stoned, half asleep, and retarded in all of his movies.
I just watched The Lighthouse on Wednesday. I love that crazy, dark movie, in part because it's NOT like most movies, in part because of the downright memorable monochrome cinematography and, in part because my great-grandfather perished under similar circumstances in a lighthouse on a stormy island. I don't know if a monstrous octopus was involved, because he never got to tell his story.

Rocky, on the other hand, makes me regret that I've ever spent time in Philadelphia.