Alone in the Dark vs. House of the Dead - Which Is Worse


That's right! Two crappy Uwe Boll movies based on horror video games, goig all out in a boxing match! Both are class-A manuer not worth spreading on the lawn, but my vote goes to House of the Dead.

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Mistress of Sick Gore
I love the game "House of the Dead", saw the movie and it was horrible. I haven't seen "Alone in the Dark".
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It is not his fault and he's not an idiot!

After all, horror is usually concerned in some way with death, and romance is concerned with love, but love and death and how one is bound up in the other is the very essence of gothic.

I forgot to add the poll. Ah, whatever.

Yeah, at least Alone in the Dark had two good things about it: the shootout scene in the middle of the movie, and the the Nightwish song during the credits. House of the Dead had nothing good about it. The characters were thinner than paper, there was only one little jump I got through the entire movie, most if not all of the deaths were seen coming, there was a lot of pointless nu metal during the horror scenes, andUwe Boll can't stop spinning the camera, and the action scenes weren't much better than a Power Rangers fight.