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It turns out his son is a cyborg and has a party all the time whilst all the aliens try taking over the world.

God sounds like a pretty bad movie



I Now Pronounce You O' Brother! (2017)

It's 2020 and new marriage laws make it possible for Bob and Larry to become the first same sex married siblings in Vermont!
Played by real life brothers Owen and Luke Wilson!
With Chris Rock as Father Flahrety!



Hellloooo Cindy - Scary Movie (2000)
Frankenstein's donut.

In the tradition of sausage party meet Churros, played by Melisa McCarthy, a Spanish donut brought back to life by Dr Frankenstein. Churros escapes Frankensteins lab, bumbling from one comedy set piece to another in a hilarious fish out of water modern take on consumerism. Churros must navigate the world, finding her meaning in life whilst also avoiding being eaten and becoming sour. She attempts to keep sourness at bay with hilarious scenes involving moisture, glad wrap and tupperware. One particular scene involves her inhabiting a toilet where she is flushed down...hilarious.

Est gross 500 million.



Frat A-Pack-Alypse (2017)

Jim Carey plays an out-of-work cable guy who is suddenly imbued with the powers of a god, which subsequently make him unable to tell a lie!
With his new godly powers he accidentally causes an immaculate conception with a Jewish virgin (Sarah Silverman).

The virgin gives birth to quadruplets who rapidly age to adulthood - played by Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller & Seth Rogan!
When the wit & blue humor of these four apocalypsian horsemen is brought together can utter hilarity be far behind?

With Jonah Hill, James Franco, Michael Cera, Jack Black, Bill Hader and special guest star Chris Rock as "Father Flahrety"!

(This film is not yet rated)



Welcome to the human race...
Bad MoFos

It's just Melissa McCarthy sitting in front of a beige background and reading this entire thread off a smartphone.
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I really just want you all angry and confused the whole time.
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Frankenstein's donut.

In the tradition of sausage party meet Churros, played by Melisa McCarthy, a Spanish donut brought back to life by Dr Frankenstein. Churros escapes Frankensteins lab, bumbling from one comedy set piece to another in a hilarious fish out of water modern take on consumerism. Churros must navigate the world, finding her meaning in life whilst also avoiding being eaten and becoming sour. She attempts to keep sourness at bay with hilarious scenes involving moisture, glad wrap and tupperware. One particular scene involves her inhabiting a toilet where she is flushed down...hilarious.

Est gross 500 million.
Oh God! It's got to guest star that little "Yo quiero Taco Bell" Chihuahua!



Ghostbusters 4: Castration

Leaving the latent feminism behind, The Ghostbusters launch an all out assault on their male oppressors. The 'girls' develop a new proton pack, one shot from which turns the average man into a liberal feminist, making his genitals instantly crumble into dust. Within days New York is knee deep in this dust, making the air unbreathable. To fight off the psychotic feminists, an elite unit of conservatives lead by Milo Yiannopoulos is tasked with ending their rain of terror. This unit is called The Femibusters.



Cashiers

Slackers abound in this independent black & white comedy that looks at "check out representatives" at a local Wall-Mart store (not to be confused with "Walmart") near an auto racetrack in Wall Township, New Jersey.
With special appearances by Jason Lee, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon as the Wall Stadium Speedway drivers and Jason Mewes as "Jay".
Guest starring Stan Lee as "man" and Chris Rock as "Father Flahrety"!

Written and Directed by Kevin Smith.



Hellloooo Cindy - Scary Movie (2000)
Ghostbusters 4: Castration

Leaving the latent feminism behind, The Ghostbusters launch an all out assault on their male oppressors. The 'girls' develop a new proton pack, one shot from which turns the average man into a liberal feminist, making his genitals instantly crumble into dust. Within days New York is knee deep in this dust, making the air unbreathable. To fight off the psychotic feminists, an elite unit of conservatives lead by Milo Yiannopoulos is tasked with ending their rain of terror. This unit is called The Femibusters.
Haha this is a good one. Can there be a scene where Milo needs to choose between shooting a ghost gorilla hombre or saving a real person and he saves Harambe? And can Milo be played by Tom cruise with hair like in Magnolia but blonde.



You take a boring rich couple that cant have a baby so they seek out a surrogate. Then the girl they chose turns out to be a psycho and obsesses over the husband...oh ****...thats already out right now. Woops!



You take a boring rich couple that cant have a baby so they seek out a surrogate. Then the girl they chose turns out to be a psycho and obsesses over the husband...oh ****...thats already out right now. Woops!

I liked Juno!



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You take a boring rich couple that cant have a baby so they seek out a surrogate. Then the girl they chose turns out to be a psycho and obsesses over the husband...oh ****...thats already out right now. Woops!
You're right, and wouldn't you know it, it's made 15 million and it also really sucks.



You're right, and wouldn't you know it, it's made 15 million and it also really sucks.
I did a review on this for my YouTube channel and destroyed it. Screen Gems cranks out these movies every year and theyre all the laziest excuse for moviemaking.



But Not Slight of Mind or Tongue...
Hamilton B.

A hip hop musical written, directed, and starring Kanye West about the intense rivalry between dogged Los Angeles County District Attorney Hamilton Burger and his arch-nemesis criminal lawyer Perry Mason, featuring Jay Z as Mason and Beyoncé as Della Street.



Please hold your applause till after the me.
You're right, and wouldn't you know it, it's made 15 million and it also really sucks.
I did a review on this for my YouTube channel and destroyed it. Screen Gems cranks out these movies every year and theyre all the laziest excuse for moviemaking.
You're right, they might just be a new Happy Madison.



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How about a movie directed by Shyamalan about old desperate actor (played by Chris Pratt) and his mother played by Jennifer Lawrence who discover that all of his movies were actually real, as in portals to another dimension, he is transported to magical land where queen of the fairies (played by Morgan Freeman) tells him that he needs to stop evil corporation which turns fairies into serum that grants immortality. Along the way Jennifer Lawrence character discovers that evil corporation is actually lead by queen of the fairies who is using it as excuse to rule over other magical creatures and dispose of all oposition but it does not matter since it was all a dream anyway. There were no fairies, no actors, no mother, and Jennifer Lawrence character is poor villager in XVIII century Germany who is dying because of very long winter.