Me, not being funny.

I created this thread to prove that everything I say is not funny. Thank you.

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

hahahaha hahahahahaa hahahahaa hahahahahahahaha.

your a funny guy

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"A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theater admission and the babysitter were worth it."
- Alfred Hitchcock

Now when you say red neck you are talking about the people who take their fishing poles to Sea World? Or do you just have a Kool Aid smile?
OH YEAH!!!

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LOL bauahhahahahahaha i have no idea why the koolaid man amuses me so much

"But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f@ckin' amuse you? "



"No, no I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. *yelling now* How the f@ck am I funny? What the f@ck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny?"

I'm a believer.

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Review: Cabin in the Woods 8/10

You are not funny!....oh wait....

you know the way you tell the story its funny.

okay...i believe you..you're not funny...

and now for something completely different

hhehehehehe

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Someone must of pulled a funni!

oooo heh, muahahahahahahahahahahah, he.... ok now that i got that off my chest... never mind. ur funny but serious. is that what answer you want?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? oooo im so bored.

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"An Eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"
-Ben Kingsley, GHANDI

"Snozberries taste like snozberries"

I started this thread and I think somehow that I am "lost"?

Dude...stop talking to yourself, there are others here to chat with.

I used to talk to myself all the time, but I stopped listening because I had nothing good to say.

Don't worry man, I don't find you funny... a little sad, but not funny.

*nearly get's knocked down by passing tumbleweed*

Funny old world...

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"When I was younger, I always wanted to be somebody. Now that I'm older, I realise I should've been more specific."

It is true I am somewhat "sad". Let me tell you a little story:

Once upon a time in a land just a wee bit south of another land called Alabama there lived a young man called Jipahammock. His friends called him Jip for short. Anyway Jipahammock Smacklemeiserhedenreich was always made fun of because he had such a long name. People would call him Alphabet Dictionary and other cruel names, but 'ol Jipahammock Smacklemeiserhedenreich just ingnored them and went about his buisness. Well one day Jipahammock Smacklemeiserhedenreich's Dad, Ripomattress Smacklemeiserhedenreich said to his son,
"Jipahammock Smacklemeiserhedenreich, you listen to me boy. You have to stand up for yourself. Never let anyone get away with making fun of your name, you should be proud enough of it to defend it."

Well Jipahammock just shrugged this off and never did take his advice, and until this day people still call him funny and cruel names.

hey man dont complain if people think that u are funny. and there is nuthin wrong with talking to yourself, its when u start answering the questions is when u should get worried. im sure ur pretty serious as well as funny, as am i. all my teachers give me great grades but bad conduct marks because im pretty damn funny in class but the teachers dont like it. so joke on, joke on.

What the ****?

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