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It would be too soon.

Why is blood so precious if I have 5 litres?
Market forces.

Just how many more questions are there than answers?



The Bears would be my guess

How many times can a car start before running out of gas?
None - it came from a Kinder Surprise!

Are bears really Catholic?



This might just do nobody any good.
Bears are strictly Puritans.

What's your name when you're at home?



Because they are Irish and normally have no use for it.

Why don't people jump more in Leap Years?



Only of electric sheep.

If Johnny has fourteen apples and gives two each to Mary and Martha what colour are his socks?