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This might just do nobody any good.
The living dangerously one.

Did you ever think of yourself as actually dead, lying in a box with a lid on it?



Nope, never

What is the best way to get rid of fleas in a carpet?
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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton



Fire.

Why do I have fingernails that any woman would envy?
Because you don't paint them, so don't use acetate to remove the nail paint..and the outer layer of the nail too.

Why do I feel a sense of loss when I change my avatar? even though it's still Orson.



Because you don't paint them, so don't use acetate to remove the nail paint..and the outer layer of the nail too.

Why do I feel a sense of loss when I change my avatar? even though it's still Orson.
Because this photo of Orson looks really goofy (smiling was never a good look for Orson).

Why can't you eat just one?



It implies that jet fuel can melt steal beams.

Why does Sponge Bob lives in a pineapple?
Because he needs a place to keep his pants (and it takes a long time for pineapple rinds to decompose in seawater... not really.)

Is Squidward Jewish?



It's how much it costs per pie.

Why are chickens obsessed with crossing roads in jokes?



Same height as if I can

If Bob is your uncle who is your auntie?