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05/29/2005 - 12:50
Viagra causes blindness

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration said it has received about 38 reports of the rare condition among Viagra users.

U.S. health regulators said on Friday they have received more than 40 reports of a type of blindness in men taking impotence drugs, mostly involving Pfizer Inc.'s Viagra, but have not determined if the medicines were responsible.

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration said it has received about 38 reports of the rare condition among Viagra users, four reports among users of Eli Lilly and Co.'s Cialis and one report in a man who took Levitra, made by GlaxoSmithKline Plc.



I wonder how man of these guys took the little 'ol blue pill hoping to have a lucky night and were turned down in their moment of chemically induced pasison, therefore resulting in self releasing activities. My mother always told me, "masterbating too much will make ya go blind".
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If masturbating too much makes you go blind, well then-----crap lol i forgot the punchline that i was gonna end this with oh well.
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No wonder Viagra makes you blind - you just might poke your own eyes out!
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If left unchanged and assuming all of Viagra's competitors went bankrupt, this could result in a rather interesting sociological experiment. Will men give up the most vital of their five senses to function properly in the sack?

Yes.



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Originally Posted by Lance McCool
If left unchanged and assuming all of Viagra's competitors went bankrupt, this could result in a rather interesting sociological experiment. Will men give up the most vital of their five senses to function properly in the sack?

Yes.
Or perhaps they go on a spree for a while, then stop taking it. One last hurrah if you will. But yes you're right the old sack is very enticing and irresistable even if you can't see it



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I only take it to stop rolling out of bed....
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US has most zombie computers


p2pnet.net News:- The US has the dubious distinction of having over-taken China as the country with the most zombie computers - machines that have been hi-jacked, usually via infected emails, for surreptitious use by remote spammers.

An average of 172,009 new zombies were identified every day in May, says a messaging security firm.


And, “Approximately 20% of the new zombies originated in the United States and 15% originated in China,” representing a slight shift from late March and early April when some 20% of the 157,000 new zombies originated in China,” says CipherTrust.


However, the origin of zombie machines can change daily as new systems are infected “anywhere in the world.m” says the company, which found that during April and May, “the largest percent of zombie originations have alternated between China and the United States,” it says, adding:


“In addition, during the first three weeks of May, approximately 26% of daily new zombies originated in the European Union, including 6%, 5% and 3% of new zombies originated in Germany, France and the United Kingdom, respectively.”

American Zombie computers or Asian Zombie computers, sounds like a cross between Dawn of the Dead , Electric Blue, and a Jackie Chan movie.



Originally Posted by Equilibrium
If masturbating too much makes you go blind, well then-----crap lol i forgot the punchline that i was gonna end this with oh well.
Honestly, i havn't been doing it enough to find out. LOL LOL




Tacitus........ I only take it to stop rolling out of bed....


Nitzer......... No wonder Viagra makes you blind - you just might poke your own eyes out!
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Cooing at Babies is Banned...........
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/w...re/4284522.stm


I am speechles, well not really, I just do not have anything good to say.

Yeah I know it isnt really about cooing is it?

coooooooooooooooooooocooooooooooo
coooooooooooooo
ibbybabbywabbygotdirtywertydiapeeeeee
echhh nm.



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Originally Posted by 7thson
Cooing at Babies is Banned...........
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/w...re/4284522.stm


I am speechles
If that's the case, you're just the sort of person that Calderdale Royal Hospital wants working in their Maternity ward.



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There have been a large number of viagra induced blindness in Scotland, something to do with us putting them in our eyes so we look hard!

They're bringing out a female version, it'll be called Niagra!!!
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Originally Posted by Darth Stujitzu
They're bringing out a female version, it'll be called Niagra!!!
Now that is a good one.....
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Originally Posted by 7thson
coooooooooooooooooooocooooooooooo
coooooooooooooo
ibbybabbywabbygotdirtywertydiapeeeeee
echhh nm.
"Cooing should be a thing of the past because these are little people"

I thought midgets were the little people.
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You know what would really suck?
If you took viagra and then you got a stify before they wanted one and started scaring people. It'd be hilarious if you slipped some one on a swim team wearing a Speedo one. That would be hilarious.
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