The Swanies

I will now host my own award show.

THE HOTTEST IN THE OFFICE AWARD GOES TO...

Jiraffejustin!

THE GASPIEST GATSBY AWARD GOES TO....

Gatsby!

THE NOSTROMIEST NOSTROMO AWARD GOES TO...

Nostromo!

THE HONIEST HONEYKID AWARD GOES TO...

Honeykid!

THE VICKIEST MISS VICKY AWARD GOES TO...

Miss Vicky!

THE SEANIEST SEAN AWARD GOES TO...

Seanc!

THE RAULIEST RAUL AWARD GOES TO...

Rauldc14!

THE CRICKIEST CRICKET AWARD GOES TO...

Cricket!

THE GODOGGIEST GODOGGO AWARD GOES TO...

Godoggo!

THE SEXIEST CELEBRITY AWARD GOES TO...

Honeykid!

Your last award is going to rattle some marbles.

Oh, and I didn't forget the rest of you, just wanted to keep it a short ceremony. The rest of you get an award...

YOU ALL GET QUARTER OF SEXY CELEBRITY'S AWARD.

Umm.....you forgot somebody

Nuh uh!

So worth a thread for the Dundie reference and the last award which made me laugh very hard.

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Letterboxd

I hope I fare better at the MoFies than I did the Swanies.

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I knew this would happen. This is why I didn't nominate people for Mofies, anyone who knows me knows I hate leaving out people I really love. I actually had you in mind, as I had some others, but I didn't want it to get too long in fear the punchline would be missed. Sorry, dude. Hope this makes up for it...

THE SEXIEST PIRATE AWARD GOES TO...

Captain Spaulding!

Pfft, the Swanies is too political.

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Suspect's Reviews

This was a disaster. The host made people feel bad which makes the host feel bad.

Oh Sexy is gonna be pissed...

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Woohoo!!!

I figured I'd get the Bubble Bath Award, but Sexiest Pirate is an even more prestigious award. I beat out Jack Sparrow, Bluebeard, Keith Richards and Captain Hook. Not bad. Not bad at all.

I will treasure this award forever.

If it makes you feel any better, I got the joke, and I don't feel bad that I was left out. The joke wouldn't have worked if you included everyone.

excellent award



♥ pirates

Thanks so much guys *sniff* I thought I would never win *sniff* this is just so *sniff* oh wow I can't even *sniff* sorry... *bursts out in tears* who has a hankerchief?

Yours was really close, Gatsby. You had so much competition.

this is an outrage. i am obviously the crickiest cricket on the forum.

I know. There were so many copycat Gatsbys in the 'I Love you Gatsby' thread that I thought I had no chance of winning. I'm so glad everyone found the real one.

Isn't that like half the purpose of this thread?

BEST PIRATE

would be the best award i could ever get

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