Rate the Last Short You Saw

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Don't be gross.
He obviously meant 4-star butt. The one in Drill Bill.



I have to return some videotapes.
I Googled this sh*t. I knew I will regret it, but I Googled it.

F*ck. I have no other choice!

Why is this here? He certainly didn't look short.



Bright light. Bright light. Uh oh.
It was originally a posting mistake. Some MoFos just figured out what "I drink your milk shake" means.
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Why are we talking about male porn???
Ahem! Erotic cinema if you please.

...or erotic exploitation, or male on male movies, or homo erotic home videos, or same-sex scéances or mono-gender gesticulations. Your pick. But not male porn! That's nasty.



You realize that when I wrote "Rate the Last SHORT You Saw" I was talking about Short Movies, right? RIGHT???
Yes, that film is anything but short.



Some MoFos just figured out what "I drink your milk shake" means.
Might be both the grossest and funniest thing I have read on MoFo.
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Lava -


Decent enough animation, but way too saccharine and I'm only glad that the song isn't stuck in my head. This only makes the running gag in Inside Out about how a catchy song keeps getting stuck in characters' heads seem more amusing in hindsight.
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The thing isolated becomes incomprehensible
I already have decided my nomination for the Short HoF some days ago but I'm just watching new ones and giving some a rewatch just to make sure.

Balance (Wolfgang and Christoph Lauenstein, 1989)
(rewatch)



Fascinating! Visually stunning and with a very deep meaning! The more I watch this, the more I love it!



Vinni-Pukh (Fyodor Khitruk, 1969)
(rewatch)



The russian version of Winnie the Pooh is magic! It's so much more than a kid's cartoon! The questions raised are surprisingly depth and I love the drawings and the music.

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Skihzein (Jérémy Clapin, 2008)



Brilliant! Amazing animation, soundtrack and premise.
"I'm exactly 91 cm from myself..."

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Vincent (Tim Burton, 1982)


Amazing short by one my favourite stop-motion creators! The script is amazing!

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Still consider this Burton's best work. It's fantastic!



Vincent (Tim Burton, 1982)


Amazing short by one my favourite stop-motion creators! The script is amazing!

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Still consider this Burton's best work. It's fantastic!
Ed Wood and Sleepy Hollow are Burton's best work in my opinion but he is a very good director and I appreciate many of his film



Lava -


Decent enough animation, but way too saccharine and I'm only glad that the song isn't stuck in my head. This only makes the running gag in Inside Out about how a catchy song keeps getting stuck in characters' heads seem more amusing in hindsight.
Is this the one that played before "Inside Out" with the volcanoes? I thought it was cute!