Things that annoy you...

Life.
Just in general like

People who don't use their blinker when they change lanes
Funerals
Those fake skirts that are actually shorts
Inconsiderate pet owners that let their dogs roam around without a leash
The cost of living
Movies and TV shows exhibited in the wrong aspect ratio
Styrofoam
My mom
Not having weed
Not having alcohol
Having to wake up and go to work
Mainstream Country Music
Being seated next to a morbidly obese passenger on an airplane
Tattoos
The criticism that something "hasn't aged well" applied to non-perishable works of art
Feminism
Musical artists that only write songs about love and relationships
The death of TV intros where they show the character and text of the actor's name
Any story involving a man getting pregnant
Insects
Finding smudges or fingerprints on my DVDs and Blu-rays
Twitter & Facebook
Movies or TV episodes about race and/or sexism
Over-long closeups of genitalia in porn
Nightclubs
Mainstream Hip-Hop

People that say 'literally' when they mean something figuratively.

It literally makes me explode with rage.

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1. People who try to multitask while you are having a serious phone conversation with them and then they get mad when you call them out on it. I'd rather you tell me you don't have time or even just hang up.

2.

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Liberals

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I had to think about everything and anything for a second there. Good example. I also hate misspelled store signs. One store where I live has been having a clearence for many years now.

Here in Connecticut, I see cops driving whilst on the phone.

Aka skorts. So comfortable.

LOL. Wouldn't be porn otherwise, would it?

But the entire reason skirts are sexy is the mystery. What's up there? Is she wearing panties? What kind?

When you realize she's wearing shorts the only reaction is "bo-oooooooooring!"Sure it would be. Look at the adult films directed by Luca Damiano. Now there's a man who appreciates the entire female body. I like every part of the woman, not just the vulva.

5 minutes straight of a penis entering a vagina isn't hot. In fact, after the first 30 seconds it's kinda gross. Show me the whole package!

I wonder just how much of a pervert this entire post must make me seem.

Funny the things men think about.

We were in Connecticut last weekend, and I never thought I could find drivers who are worse than New York drivers, but I was wrong.

What's wrong with you people in Connecticut?! Don't you know which pedal is the brake pedal, or do you think that it's just there for show?

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Lately I've found myself a little sickened/annoyed by people that are overly positive. Maybe theres already someone thats said this on the thread...well if so I didnt read it but I'm a fan, if not, well read this lol. Anyway, I'll carry on, just those people. The ones who always have this big massive smile and positive upbeat voice consistently. Like if you talk to them, it feels like a front, like they are deliberately seeing the world through rose tinted glasses, thats its hard to pierce and get to know the geniuine person. I mean who am i to say there not being geniuine but fck it still annoys me. Be a bit negative, be a bit rude, especially if someone is disrespecting you. Just be a a bit human. Quit trying to befriend everyone. Quit filling my head with positive vibes. I thrive in the darkness.

Trying to think of movies example....ummmm, the wife in American Beauty. The front she puts on, that. Who else, probably the legally blonde Reece Witherspoon but imagine that person in real life. Up in your grill 24/7. Smiling at you, talking to you in that voice. Yea anyway, my lesson for everyone here today is, its ok to be a bit negative...but you know....not to much. That would be annoying. Ok so just be balanced and normal and not annoying, you know, be more like me.

Try being a pedestrian here. They are shocked if someone wants to cross the street on the walk signal.

Another major peeve of mine is cyclists on the sidewalk. It's against city ordinance!

Did you ever see this movie? Sally Hawkins played the most annoying happy character. Ever.

Nah haven't seen it lol. I can imagine though, that title, happy go lucky, is already making my stomach turn lol.

Not sure what you mean by that but I feel you're being far to positive, adding humour to this thread. I think you should sell your copy of Happy go lucky and rent/buy something dark and sinister.

Yea thats the spirit.

Sharing the Hannibal love, mate. Just go an fracking cook those super happy people and invite me over for dinner.

I love rainbows.

Love a bit of happy people, one of the leanest meats you know.

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