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Originally Posted by linespalsy
Turbo: You owe me seven dollars man
Franco: yeah, what for?
Turbo: for teaching you how to dance sucker!

(Turbo breakdances out of the room) - Breakin'
I saw this flick at a drive-in when I was 14-15. I thought it was the coolest thing of the year. "Man! I wanna broom that does that!"

Originally Posted by Lance McCool
Sin City

"Marv, most people think he's crazy, but I don't believe that. I'm no shrink and I'm not saying I've got him all figured out or anything... but 'Crazy' just doesn't explain him. Not to me. It's more like there's nothing wrong with Marv, except that he had the rotten luck of being born at the wrong time in history. He'd have been okay if he'd been born a couple thousand years ago. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield, swinging an ax into somebody's face. Or in a Roman arena, taking a sword to other gladiators like him. They'd have tossed him girls like Nancy, back then. Now all he can do is watch..." - Dwight (CLIVE OWEN)
You're right, that's one of the great lines of the film. So fitting, and so perfectly pitched by Owen.
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Senator: Fletcher, there's an old saying: To the victors belong the spoils.

Fletcher: There's another old saying, Senator: Don't p!ss down my back and tell me it's raining.


From The Outlaw Josey Wales
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"You've got to be f***ing kiding me" - David Clendon as a newly decapitated head sprouts legs and crawls away in John Carpenters "The Thing"

"Wherever you go, there you are" - Peter Weller in "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai-Across the Eighth Dimension"

and my all time fav...

"Well, mickey-fickey YOU!" - Bill Nunn to a Korean store owner in the porrly edited, but funny "edited for television" version of Spike Lee's "Do the Right Thing"



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Lady: Oh, I pay more, how much? How much?
Oda Mae: $20.
Sam: Way to go. Milk her for every penny.


Sam (singing): I'm Henery the Eighth I am / Henery the Eighth I am, I am / I'm gettin' married to the widow next door / She's been married seven times before / And every one was an Henery / Wouldn't take a Willie or a Sam / I'm her eighth old man I'm Henery / Henery the Eighth I am, I am / Henery the Eighth I am / H! E! N-R-Y! / Henry (Henry) / Henry the 8th I am, I am, Henry the 8th -
Oda Mae: Okay! Okay! I'll go! I'll do anything you say. Just shut your mouth.
Oda Mae throws a fancy pillow in anger.


Molly starting to leave...
Sam (panics): Tell her I love her.
Oda Mae: Sam says he loves you.
Molly: Sam would never say that.
Sam (eyes lighting up): Oooh. Tell her ditto. Tell her ditto.
Oda Mae: What does ditto mean? Whatever, he says ditto.
Molly stops dead in her tracks.


Carl: I've got $4,000,000 stuffed in a god damn computer. If I don't get those codes...that money is not transferred soon...I'm dead. We're both dead.
Willy (too busy eating dinner): Why'd you tell them you only launder money the first of the month?
Carl: What the hell is wrong with you? You killed a man. You were supposed to steal his wallet. Was that a joke?
Willy (jumping up): Man, I did you a favor! That was a freebie!!


Sam: You were never her friend, snake.


Tough Ghost: Get off my train. GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF!


Tough Ghost: You wanna move things, you gotta use your mind. You gotta focus!
just similiar from GHOST DAD


Oda Mae: Can I keep this pen.
Guard: Ah, well. Ah,
Sam (rolls eyes): Let's go. (near elevator) What do you want to keep the pen for?


Going to see Furgerson...
Guard: You got an appointment?
Oda Mae: No, I'm just here to see him for my health.


Oda Mae: Jawohl. (whatever the heck that means).


Guard: What is this in regaurds to?
Oda Mae: What? He doesn't remember me? Oh, we spent all that time at the Brewster's Christmas party last year. It was beautiful. A big old tree and thousands of presents everywhere. It -
Sam suddenly pokes her, and she yelps. The guard looks at her oddly.
Oda Mae: Gas. I Get a little gas from time to time. That's all.
As soon as guard's gone.
Oda Mae: Quit poking me!
Sam: Well, stop overdoing it.


Furgerson: Well, Rita, It looks like you'll be withdrawing $4,000,000 from us today.
Oda Mae: $4,000,000?!?!?
Sam: Say yes. Say yes.
Oda Mae (excited): Yes. Ye- Yeah'es. Yes.


Carl at computer...
Reverting music plays as Carl sees this blinking on the screen:
RITA MILLER, #926-31043. ACCOUNT CLOSED. BALANCE $ 00.00
Carl is sweating/frantically pulling his hair out. He goes to another computer and desperately types a command in. Same thing:
RITA MILLER, #926-31043. ACCOUNT CLOSED. BALANCE $ 00.00
Carl frantic, slams his fists down.
Employee: Something wrong Carl?
Carl (irratated): Someone playing around with the computers?!?
Employee: I don't know why.
Carl: One of my accounts is closed.
Employee: Which one? (picks phone up) You want me to call someone.
Carl (backing out): No. It's okay. It's okay.
Carl (muttering/gritting to self): Oh my God, I'm gonna kill him.


Sam: Now give her the check.
Oda Mae: I know. I know. I just want to feel it one more time.

Sam: Give it to her.
Oda Mae (teeth grinding): Iwillll.
Nun: Bless you child. Bless you.

Sam: Let go of the check.
Oda Mae doesn't. She's laughing as the nun thinks she's just being funny.
Sam: Let go. Let go of it!
She finally pulls away from it. A moment later a nun looks at it and faints.


Sam types M-U-R-D-E-R-E-R on Carl's computer.
Carl: WHO'S DOING THAT?!?! WHO'S DOING THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Sam types S-A-M, and then presses some button so that it'll paste SAM across the screen repeatedly.
Carl panic struck shoves the computer to the floor. Glass breaking echoes thru the late evning office!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There goes $700.



Molly: Carl, where have you been?
Sam: Old Carl had a little trouble down at the office.
Carl: I had a little trouble at the office. Listen Molly, I need to ask you a question.
Sam: Yeah, he needs to borrow $4,000,000.


Carl: This psychic lady, I want to know what she told you.
Molly: Stop this. It doesn't matter. It wasn't real. What the hell happened to you tonight? Does this have anything to do with her being at the bank today?
A sudden line of backfire music plays in the background as Sam shuts his eyes in dispair.
Carl (gulping fearfully but anxiously): The bank?
Molly: Yeah. Ferguson said she closed an account. Her name isn't even Oda Mae Brown. It's Rita Miller or something.
Molly suddenly sees the look on Carl's face.
Molly: Carl, are you all right?
Carl: It's just my stomach. It's... Um... Do you have any stuff like, pepto bismol or something?
Sam (suggesting): Cyanide?


Sam: Now do you believe in ghosts?


Sam: You're dead Willy.


Carl after Molly/Oda Mae...
Carl grabs Oda's ankle and pulls her down.
Oda Mae: $hit.
Molly: Carl stop it!
Carl: Stay out of this, Molly.
Carl pulls Oda Mae about 30 feet away and then holds her at gunpoint.
Carl (trying to calm down): All right. The check. The check. Where is it?
Oda (in fear): I don't have it. I gave it away.
Carl (exploding): You're lying to me. DON'T LIE TO ME (nearly breaking down in tears) God Damnit.
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Originally Posted by LordSlaytan
I LOVE that part. I also love:

"Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?".

"Do not seek the treasure!"

"Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T."

"They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad."
"Everett, I never figured you for a pater familias."
"Oh-ho-ho, yes. I have spread my seed."

"Hot damn, son, I believe you did sell your soul to the devil!"

[right before getting slugged in the face] "I don't get it, Big Dan."


Damn, those Coen boys can write, can't they?

Just to break it up a bit, here's one from Jack Burton:

"Hey, I'm a reasonable man. I've just seen some very unreasonable things."
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From Watership Down:

Blackberry: Men have always hated us.

Holly: No. They just destroyed the warren because we were in their way.

Fiver: They'll never rest until they've spoiled the earth.



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Sin City:

"Youre gonna love this, baby" - Jackie Boy

"Jackie Boy's head was so close I could almost reach out and grab it right then and there" - Dwight (In narration)

"I took away his weapons. Both of them." - Hartigan

"You already made a big mistake yourself... You didnt flush." - Dwight

Fight Club

"In the industry we call them: cigarette burns." - Tyler Durden

"Yes, with enough soap one could blow up just about anything..." - Tyler Durden

Pulp Fiction

"Zed's dead baby... Zed's dead..." - Butch Coolidge



Thats all i can think of off the top of my head...



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This would have to be my all-time absolute favorite!!!

Here it is. Coming from The Man Called Flintstone....


Green Goose leading Fred/Barney into torture chamber...
Green Goose: These are some of my toys.



Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax ****s who are making that movie, we're gonna make them eat our ****, then **** out our ****, then eat their **** which is made up of our **** that we made them eat."
-- Jay (Jason Mewes)



Originally Posted by Lance McCool
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax ****s who are making that movie, we're gonna make them eat our ****, then **** out our ****, then eat their **** which is made up of our **** that we made them eat."
-- Jay (Jason Mewes)
Possibly the funniest lines EVAH!!!!

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Originally Posted by Mary Loquacious
Damn, those Coen boys can write, can't they?
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Didn't see it.
PeeWee Herman in PeeWee's Big Adventure
Everybody I know has such big buts.
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Here are some of mine. See if you can guess what movies there from.

1. "Anyway we all revealed that we had recived letters and you had a letter, and you had a letter, and you had a letter"
"GET ON WITH IT!"
"The point is black mail"

2. "Most dogs like to chew your shoes, bruiser always liked to wear mine. I thought he just liked the hight."

3. "Get busy livin or get busy diein, thats god damn right"

4. See sig

5. "Most people are so ungrateful to be alive"

6. "I love quick time harch"

7. "Kidnapp mister santa clause?" "I want to do it" "Lets draw straws" "Jack says we should work together" "Four of a kind, now and for ever"

-Lessa
hint 3 and 4 are from the same movie all the rest are different movie quotes.
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Originally Posted by Lessa
Here are some of mine. See if you can guess what movies there from.

1. "Anyway we all revealed that we had recived letters and you had a letter, and you had a letter, and you had a letter"
"GET ON WITH IT!"
"The point is black mail"

2. "Most dogs like to chew your shoes, bruiser always liked to wear mine. I thought he just liked the hight."

3. "Get busy livin or get busy diein, thats god damn right"

4. See sig

5. "Most people are so ungrateful to be alive"

6. "I love quick time harch"

7. "Kidnapp mister santa clause?" "I want to do it" "Lets draw straws" "Jack says we should work together" "Four of a kind, now and for ever"

-Lessa
hint 3 and 4 are from the same movie all the rest are different movie quotes.
2: legally blonde 2
7: Nightmare before crimbo



[quote=Sedai]"If you do this thing, you will feel as if the whole world is in a bubble of glass, and you are rubbing up against it like a bad windshield wiper"
^ Killing Zoe, a very disturbing film and therefore awesome



Originally Posted by Philmster
- Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.
^ Drexel in True Romance
"What the ***k is a Drexel