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This is my preview of "MacGruber" BEFORE actually seeing the movie. Check back for my review AFTER seeing it as well!!
These "Saturday Night Live" movies are either instant classics or "A Night at the Roxbury". How many of these adaptations actually made anyone laugh? I can't think of any besides "The Blues Brothers" and "Wayne's World", can you? God, what do you make of a movie based on a 30 second skit that uses just one joke over and over and over and over? It never works. But the average American's attention span is about a half minute so this is a comedy your typical, run of the mill, slack-jawed yokel can relate to.
The short SNL "MacGruber" sketches are basically a take off on the late 80's TV show "MacGyver". MacGruber is always in a situation to diffuse a bomb, but because he's an idiot, he is never able to save the day before the bomb goes off. Somehow this is usually funny on SNL even though we know the punch line every time. This should be an easy one to catch quickly at the theater. How long could this movie be? Four minutes tops?
They are attempting to stretch 30 seconds into 99 minutes. This is about the same as watching 99 minutes of "The Wendy Williams Show" without stabbing yourself in both eyes. Oh it can be done, but they're really pushing their luck here. I just hope the movie ends just like the skit always ends. Ideally a nuclear bomb will go off in MacGruber's face. Then the MacGruber title flies onto the screen and the movie ends. No credits, just the realization that America is f**ked. Hey, you would be this jaded too if you had been subjected to all the fairy tale endings that I have recently, so back off. ("Just Wright", "Letters to Juliet")
So how can they make this work? All we know about MacGruber is that he is a complete dipsh*t. In one trailer they explain that there is a stolen nuclear warhead and the U.S. government decides the only person capable of retrieving it is......f**kin' MacGruber? This plot has god damn goofy slapstick written all over it which is complete baloney. I don't stand for baloney. A guy who can't even tie his own shoes is the only hope to stop nuclear winter in America? Take it easy Moviecapper, it's a comedy. It's not supposed to be logical. Pull yourself together.
I think the only way this concept will be truly funny is if the MacGruber character is just like Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. In other words, he appears to be a raving lunatic on the outside, but he's actually fairly intelligent and clever when it comes to solving the crime at hand. However, the last time I checked, Will Forte is no Jim Carrey. Can Will Forte strut around like an a**hole for over an hour and a half like Jim Carrey did and still make us laugh? Do we want him to?
One thing they make a point of mentioning in one of the trailers is that MacGruber doesn't use guns. He only uses bombs he creates from household materials. What's wrong with picking up a gun and blowing someone's head off? Especially if that person has a nuclear weapon he wants to shove up your ass. If you have MacGruber's job, saying you won't use guns is like saying you won't have sex before you're married because it's a sin. But then you get into a ballerina outfit and molest a bunch of goats. What's the god damn difference? If he's willing to blow people up with bombs, why can't he use a gun like the average high school student?
Val Kilmer plays the bad guy. He clearly has the same dietician as Kirstie Alley. Not lookin' so good Val. Did he eat the entire house full of popcorn from the end of "Real Genius"? He's got a pony tail in this movie and is dangerously close to becoming the Comic Book Guy from "The Simpsons".
As you can tell, I really don't trust SNL movies and I wasn't really expecting much out of this. Everything I have talked about thus far was my 1st impression based on one trailer. But then I saw a 2nd trailer for "MacGruber" that sold me and I'm doing a total flip-flop mid-PRE-VIEW. There are a bunch of critics' quotes that describe the movie as "Vulgar", "Dirty", "Edgy", "Crude", "Raunchy" and "Juvenile". They had me at "Vulgar". They obviously take this concept far beyond what we're used to seeing on SNL. I did laugh while watching the trailers and that was at the tame sh*t. Plus Kristen Wiig has a knack for stealing the show every time she pops up in a movie.
My prediction: 4 stars (out of 5)
Based solely on a screen shot of six adjectives describing the movie as filthy, I have changed my mind right at the betting window and have decided this will be good.