Arthouse Mafia


It's got fire and rain, but should be fine.

I have a question mark, what is your favorite art film?
Oh my god. They're trying to claim another young victim with the foreign films.

Simply said, it:s just like another rehearse of youth with existential crisis, a really good one. Pretty recommended

Professional horse shoe straightener
I have been thinking about The Mirror recently. I feel like re watching it already but scared imagery will hurt my head. Anybody seen this one?
One of the best looking films I've ever seen.

Professional horse shoe straightener
My #1 is still The Diving Bell and the Butterfly whether or not it qualifies as mob-approved.
I enjoyed that massively, saw it a few weeks ago.

My top 5 would be something like:

1. The Fountain
2. Ida
3. Under the Skin
4. The Tree of Life
5. The Eyes of my Mother

In no particular order:

Werckmeister Harmonies (2000)
Platform (2000)
Yi Yi (2000)
Caché (2005)
Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (2010)

Honorable Mentions:
Alle Anderen (2009)
As I Was Moving Ahead Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty (2000)
Clouds of Sils Maria (2014)
Jiao you (2013)
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Tie Xi Qu: West of the Tracks (2003)

Setsuko Hara is my co-pilot
Objectively the best
2004: A Space Sunflower, eh?

Here are mine, although I'm pretty sure I posted on this at least once before:

Werckmeister Harmonies
The Dust of Time
As I Was Moving Ahead Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty
Le pont des Arts
The Tree of Life

H&K MP5 deserves more praise.
Nickname: Ultraviolence AKA The Wrath of God;

Reason: I want to talk about art films like Transformers and Legally Blonde;

(interview with Ultraviolence):
Mr. Minio: Tell me something about yourself.
:I like to mix wine and whiskey.
Mr. Minio: Not about your personal life, dummy. What I wanna know is your movie taste and preferences!
Ultraviolence: Oh, sorry! I hate Marvel movies and others films maded only for money. I don't see movies as products, but I see them as art! I love old and obscure movies, I'm currently watching Terrence Malick, Bela Tárr, Yasujiro Ozu and Kenji Mizoguchi's filmography! After that, I'm planning to finish Visconti and Lav Diaz!
Mr. Minio: You have a very refined taste. How did you get into art house?
Ultraviolence: Thanks! Well, It was very natural, I watched Avengers (2012) in the cinema, everybody was screaming in ecstasy during the film, I was so bored that I wanted to kill myself, but I found peace in arthouse.
Mr. Minio: What do you seek in cinema?
Ultraviolence: I seek emotions!
Mr. Minio: What can you give?
Ultraviolence: I know a great recipe to mix liquor with lemon!
Mr. Minio: Is film art, entertainment, both?
Ultraviolence: Cinema is art! The only thing that can be art and
entertainment at the same time is sex!
Mr. Minio: Do you think your taste is refined?
Ultraviolence: YES!
Mr. Minio
Thank you for you time, it was a pleasure!
Ultraviolence: You're welcome!

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