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Watch the Movie thats comming out soon and you will get your answer

Why didn't Hanzel & Gretels parents teach them Stranger Danger?



Because they were American hippies & wanted their kids to make their own mistakes in life

Is there a Small Barrier Reef?
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Yes you will find it off Small Britain

Why are the French Alps in France?



Parce que ils détestent l'italiens.

Why didn’t The Beatles call themselves The Earwigs?



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Same reason they didn't call themselves the Dung Beetles.

Why didn't the Eagles call themselves the Turkeys?



Because our national bird is not the Bald Turkey


Why didn’t they name the country Chicken rather than Turkey?



Why didn’t The Beatles call themselves The Earwigs?
Ha ha! I think one of Alice Cooper's early bands was called the Earwigs.


They named the country Turkey because a country called Chicken would just be silly, and lend itself to all kinds of jokes.


Why did they name that other country Chad and not Biff?
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Because the name Biff sounds as rough as a bears arse and would scare off would-be tourists.

Why is the leaning tower of Pisa not topped with cheese and pepperoni?



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It keeps sliding off.

Why isn't Big Ben called Big Bob?



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Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mine is, see.

Why do letters appear on my screen every time i touch my Key Board?



It sure does, the batteries go inside the peel. (what's a clockwork orange? )

Do the Stars And Stripes on the US flag get along with each other?



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It sure does, the batteries go inside the peel. (what's a clockwork orange? )

Do the Stars And Stripes on the US flag get along with each other?
Clockwork Orange was a movie in the 1970s.