First thing you'd say if you from 10 years ago travelled to today

So! you from 10 years ago has fallen into a deadly time hole! and has awoken in the hazy future of 2017...what would the 10 year younger you say about the future?

I think I'd probably be like:

"Donald Trump is president!?...pfft nice try pull the other one!"

"What on earth is a Brexit?"

"So let me get this straight...I can literally watch almost anything online in good to reasonable quality now...sweet!"

"We actually did make hoverboards!?...oh...well thats not right..."

"Peter Capaldi is the 12th Doctor!? I love The thick of it! "

"...The family's gone a bit grey havent they!? its only been 10 years what happened!? xD"

"F**k"

"Oh my God, what have I become."

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Look, I'm not judging you - after all, I'm posting here myself, but maybe, just maybe, if you spent less time here and more time watching films, maybe, and I stress, maybe your taste would be of some value. Just a thought, ya know.

What is this game if thrones that everyones on about??

Wow the war on terror really worked out well huh!

Why is everyone walking around staring at their hand?

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Can't believe I am still married.

And the War on Drugs really worked out well for America. Not.

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I’m here only on Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays. That’s why I’m here now.

Honestly, we'd likely just exchange lines from Bill and Ted, before past me is disappointed (but not at all surprised) that I've done nothing with my life.

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Martha.

I'd be five years old so..

Where's my Mommy? I want my Thomas toys! WAAAAAAHHH!

"Is it just me or is it getting warmer."

I need to watch The Evil Dead remake

"I should probably walk more!"

WHHHAAAATTTT, you ... ahem ... I mean ... I did not become filthy rich by simply wasting time?

10 years? Not much.
25? I'd be like "What the hell has happened to the world? It's gone mad!"

Actually, I feel like that most of the time anyway...

"I knew I'd gain 40lbs...I'm an idiot"

"Glad to see you're into film making finally"

"Now all of this unfinished music has a home. Who needs vocals..."

"Thank you for veering away from relationships. You've made a wise choice."

Please start at least walking, man. I don't wanna be too fat. Plus, now we can have a stroke or heart attack way easier. Smarten up. Are you gonna eat that cannolli?"

Are you 15? Damn! A member of this site was born after 9/11

Nice thread. Good question

"And the doctor said I wouldn't last!"

Take a walk, leave the cannolli

The Cubs did what?!

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Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies...

"Is this your life? Really?"