Guilty Or Not Guilty

Guilty

Rooted for Tonya Harding in the Olympics?

Ha! Not guilty

Tried snowboarding?

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"The dog is the god of frolic." ~ Beecher

"Exit, pursued by a bear." ~

Not Guilty

Liked school?

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5-time MoFo Award winner.

Guilty

Attended summer school?

Not guilty

Has beaten up the school bully?

Not guilty

Has an addiction to pie?

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Guilty, hairpie

Has beat an addiction?

Never had one needed to be beaten thankfully, so not guilty

Love chocolate?

Guilty

Visits Petco on adoption day just to play with the puppies?

Not guilty

Is a fan of Van Halen?

Guilty!

Prefers outdoor concerts to indoor?

Not Guilty

Has had an operation?

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~In the event of a Zombie Uprising, remember to sever the head or destroy the brain!~

Guilty - I've had three.

Hates alarms clocks?

Not guilty

Had naughty thoughts about a cousin?

Not Guilty

Has woken up from a night of drinking and reaised you have a broken arm?

Not guilty. Never a broken bone, but definitely woke up with a few concussions over the years.


Ever had a dream you were on the toilet and accidentally pissed the bed?

Not Guilty

Left school at 16?

Not Guilty

Has been expelled from school?

Not Guilty

Wears yfronts?

Not Guilty

Likes to whistle?