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i quite like dancing, so... (if i'm allowed some amphetamines)

would you rather insult jeremy corbyn or slap a kitten?



I'd bash the crap out of Corbyn before I would hurt an animal

Fast for 48 hours or watch 7 consecutive nights of The Marx Brothers movies?
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Wouldn't mind doing either... ok, marx brothers.

Would you rather watch werckmeister harmonies or a film with adam sandler in?



Ugh, I hate the Marx Bros.

Don't know what the harmonies is, but choose that over Sandler movies.


Would you rather go to a show featuring an Elvis impersonator or a band impersonating The Beatles?



Elvis, as long as it was the fatter, Vegas Elvis.

Would you rather hear a 20-minute bagpipe solo, or the new Cast lp?



Tyler isn't here! Tyler went away! Tyler's gone!
Soccer match for sure
and Newcastle is back in the premier league!!!!!! WAHOOO!!!!!

Soup, Bread or Salad for the rest of your life? any normal topping or type of bread or soup
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Oh lordy... mass, if they still have that incense thing.

Would you rather read Ulysses or redecorate your entire house?



WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!!
Ulysses for sure! Sláinte!

Would you rather be fluent in 2 languages of your choice or master an instrument of your choice?
Master an instrument...I'm gonna whail on that Xylophone

Would you rather be a master of a sport or have unlimited knowlege of one very specific subject of your choice?



Master an instrument...I'm gonna whail on that Xylophone

Would you rather be a master of a sport or have unlimited knowlege of one very specific subject of your choice?
Master of specific knowledge, I could destroy people in movie pub quizzes!

Would you rather scuba dive in undiscovered parts of the ocean (assuming pressure doesn't squish you) or skydive over a military base?



Definitely would prefer to scuba dive in undiscovered parts of the ocean, it's fascinating to think about what kind of prehistoric beasts might be lurking down there.

Would you rather have Justin Bieber's complete works play over in your head on repeat forever, or every bite of food you eat tastes like boiled eggs?



wings

would you rather be hanging precariously for your life off the edge of a skyscraper or a cliff?



wings

would you rather be hanging precariously for your life off the edge of a skyscraper or a cliff?
A skyscraper, a rescue helicopter has more chance of reaching you!

Would you rather go to a hot country for your holidays or a cold country for a snowy winter holiday?



anything but Zombies & vampires
Live in a hot country, so go to a cold one.

Go to North Korea and spit on a Statue of Kim or go to Columbia and insult a Drug Lord



North Korea

Would you rather be swallowed by Sarlacc from star wars or taken to hell by Pinhead?



Would you rather be swallowed by Sarlacc from star wars or taken to hell by Pinhead?
No clue what either of them are.

Would you rather be married or single?