The Utterly Disturbing Advertisment Tab

how about some of the spam that comes along? i get e-mail ads for porn sites all the time.....disguised (subject lines) in tons of different ways........one started with "little girls and their daddies- incest is best..." BLECK!!

and just now i deleted something that offered an exercise program for the penis and testicles.

where is this sh*t coming from? *insert puke face smiley*

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HERE's a disturbing infomercial! It also comes in the form of a regular commercial.

The ab-flexer stimulator thingies. They have various versions of this, ones that seem to "shock" the abs, the face muscles, anywhere, into clenching and unclenching as a form of exercise to "sculpt" the body. It's just d@mned disturbing, dude, to watch a guy's 6 pack clench like that!

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life without movies is like cereal without milk. possible, but disgusting. but not nearly as bad as cereal with water. don't lie. I know you've done it.

Seriously! I hate that commercial. It makes me visualize someone finding a way to abuse the product; use it on unintended muscle groups.

I hate watching Comedy Central. They always show those Girls Gone Wild Video advertisements. What if you were one of those girls dads and you see your baby girl lifting her shirt up and wiggling her boobs for all the world? So sad.

Did anyone mention that one commercial where that woman keeps her dead husband in his office at work and makes people believe he's still alive? I think it's an insurance commercial. It's really disturbing. She has him propped up in a chair and a phone tied to his hand. How sick is that?

god, commercials will do anything.

as for the Comedy Central ones - yeah, anytime after 11 or something (around the time I occasionally find myself tugged into Howard Stern. those girlie commercials are so LONG - definitely longer than most commercials and the awful thing isthey show it at every break so you've got to sit through that long@ss one every time. that and the music compilations of dance music, featuring clips from the 80s and 90s club music (La Bouche, C&C Music Factory, CeCe Peniston, that stuff)

baaby if you waaant me .... you've got to shooow me loooove ...

whyyy waste your time, you know you're gonna be mine, you know you're gonna be miiiine ...

beee my love, wanna be my lover, wanna be my looovaaah ...

whew. it's kinda sad i know just about every song they play clips from but STILL. there's no need for them to abuse us late night watchers.

Whoa thmmie...I think you even got the order of those songs right as featured in the commercial! You rule!

The new Mentos commercials are pretty scary. Can't find a parking spot? Park in a used car lot and paint the word," Sold" on your windshield! Clever!

heh, I didn't even mean to, I was just trying to think of all the songs ... then realized 3 would be enough, I didn't want to torture you all needlessly.

as for that Mentos one ... NOW I get it! I thought he was just lookin' for a new car but his original car seemed nice enough.

Mentos has always been odd, now they're just deliberate about it.

What about those Orbit gum commercials!! Goodness those are ... practically useless.

I like the Orbit girl's accent. It's cute. I want it.

I hate those weird electro-muscle things. I'd only use one if they're still around and no major lawsuits have been filed say, 10-15 years from now. They don't look right at all. And yeah, at least play the "Girls Gone Wild" things during Howard Stern, or past midnight. I've seen them as early as 6-7 PM.

THE MUSCLE shocking/stimulating devices are a load of crap.....they don't do jack.
your muscles have to do the work themselves. no way around it....it takes effort.

as for the Mentos commercials......i thought they were odd because they weren't made in this country...they are german or swiss or something.
in the older ones, the actors never spoke.....they were goofy commercials but they got your attention.
i can't think of what the current mentos ads are....???

i just saw the Girls Gone Wild long-@ss commercial last night......first time......i don't usually watch that station. hmmph.
i bet they sell well.

are chicks really that willing to lift their shirts, stick out their tongues, and gyrate all over for a mass audience?
..........how admirable.

MENTOS! THE FRESHMAKER!

How I love those ads.
Like the one where the people are sitting in a pool and then a motor bike lands in it and the rider holds out the packet and grins dumbly? Ha ha ha!

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Well, they can always fall back on the whole," I was so drunk" excuse.

I forget what car was advertised but I remember one little green thing puking on it to give it it's color, I was like "ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm okay"

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I used to be addicted to crystal meth, now I'm just addicted to Breaking Bad.

I received numerous commercials in emails, way back when. These are rather old, but maybe you've never seen them.

They are jokes, I would say!







They are jokes, I would say!

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