Omni's Revelation Rewind 1: 64 100% Absolute FACTS

Hullo

08-22-16

16.) I enjoy watching you eat.
Gorgeous

SLOWER... I like to imagine it sliding down your soft pink throat...

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Omnizoa

Hullo

08-22-16

17.) It's hard to masturbate when your hand is cracking jokes.
Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust

And looks like an old man's wrinkly face.

Omnizoa

Hullo

08-22-16

18.) You can defeat gay men with anal penetration.
The New Barbarians

Any form of anal penetration will do, but a truck with a drill attached to the front works nicely.

Omnizoa

Hullo

08-22-16

19.) Put your dad's face in your vagina and tell him to smell it.
Out of the Blue

Then blow up your family.

Omnizoa

Hullo

08-22-16

20.) Chunky gore and childhood wonder is like chocolate and peanut butter.
Turbo Kid

Nothing reminds me of being a kid like seeing some guy's intestines dragged out of him with a bike wheel.

Omnizoa

Hullo

08-22-16

21.) Utopia has a terrorist problem.
Appleseed

They don't want robots having babies.

Omnizoa

Hullo

08-22-16

22.) Ninjas are cowards.
Shaolin Challenges Ninja

Chinese kung fu is better than Japanese kung fu. Even the dreaded Crab Technique.

Omnizoa

Hullo

08-22-16

23.) To stop wars you must start wars.
Azumi

To save babies you must kill babies.

Omnizoa

Hullo

08-22-16

24.) Murder is just your opinion.
Kara no Kyoukai/Garden of Sinners: Murder Speculation Second Half

And you can discover the cause of a drug user's death by using their drugs.

Omnizoa

Hullo

08-22-16

25.) Drugs can give you superpowers.
Lucy

No seriously, try it.

Omnizoa

Hullo

08-22-16

26.) It's better than ice cream.
The Stuff

And I can quit any time I want.

Omnizoa

Hullo

08-22-16

27.) I made my anti-demon weapon out of silver after seeing Dracula.
Black Butler

DAMN THESE ARE SOME GOOD DRUGS.

Omnizoa

Hullo

08-22-16

28.) Ethnic cleansing methods is a valid topic for your college thesis.
Parasite Dolls

But nobody's interested in hearing about the cat prostitutes that throw up worm robots.

Omnizoa

Hullo

08-23-16

29.) Punching this man is entirely justified.
Changeling

Just keep punching until he can't lift his prescription hand anymore.

Omnizoa

Hullo

08-23-16

30.) Brutality is not the way to win a battle.
Fist of Legend

*face through desk*

Omnizoa

Hullo

08-23-16

31.) Not the first death by umbrella I've seen this year.
Gothic & Lolita Psycho

But definitely the bloodiest.

Omnizoa

Hullo

08-23-16

32.) Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
The Princess Bride

ROUSes also don't exist.

TONGO

Unregistered User

08-23-16

Originally Posted by Omnizoa

30.) Brutality is not the way to win a battle.
Fist of Legend

*face through desk*

OH! So you have seen it! Did you like it or underwhelmed cause I hyped it too much?

Omnizoa

Hullo

08-23-16

Originally Posted by TONGO

OH! So you have seen it! Did you like it or underwhelmed cause I hyped it too much?

I linked to the review in the title. Also here.

Omnizoa