My mother when she misquotes song lyrics. Or just in general.
"When you think that chasing rabbits, and your mind begins to blow... go ask Alice..."
My grandmother when she tries to slip odd British or Australian colloquialisms (sometimes both in the same sentence!) into her everyday speech to make herself sound more worldly or something.
My wife, my daughter, my mother-in-law, my granddaughters.
Most of the women I've ever been close to had a good sense of humor and made me laugh. Especially Judy Olivier, a wonderful woman who could be extremely funny. I still miss you, Judy. RIP.
Chelsea Handler definitely makes me laugh every show and with her books, on the Internet front, Diamanda Hagan (at her wordpress or blip), her stuff is responsible for me spitting soda over several keyboards.
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The Omega: Doing it wrong so YOU don't have to.
Joan Rivers
Kathy Griffen
Betty White
Ellen
Missy Pile (think I have the name right) she is the unibrow chick in Dodgeball & Jane Doe in Galaxy Quest
Felicia Day
Sarah Silverman
Laura Bailey- 4 words...voice of Shin Chan...nuff said
Amy Sedaris
Jamie Prestley
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You should listen to your friend Billy Zane...He's a cool dude.