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I am so appalled. I thought Zombie could make it work. But when I read over the stuff he included in the script... I can't believe he thought those things would make a great Halloween remake. Seriously... Michael Myers masturbating to polaroids of dead animals and listening to them die on a tape recorder? That's like Chucky masturbating to Fangoria in Seed of Chucky. WTF??? This is just more freakshow crap that Rob Zombie is obsessed with. He can't make a good Halloween movie. It might be good in a notorious kind of way... but damn. The webcam idea of Halloween: Resurrection sounds a helluva lot more classier. Michael Myers killing off the next season of American Idol sounds more classier. This whole business of little Mikey Myers making these different masks to reflect his moods... including when he's ready to do a #2... a talking Michael Myers who masturbates to dead animal porn... what kind of drugs was Rob Zombie on when he wrote this?
I'm not someone who hates shocking works of art... but this is ALL wrong. I remember how pissed off fans were when Michael killed a man by making his head explode in Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers, ten years ago. That was Muppet Babies compared to this. I know I still haven't seen the finished product that will be Rob Zombie's Halloween, but I'm pretty certain that Zombie isn't going to make a film that captures the spirit of the original. Unless that review was fake to throw us off... ? Moustapha Akkad, the poor guy, is probably rolling so much in his grave that he's dead dizzy.