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Appalling.
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Interesting. I haven't seen it. Do you have any writeup somewhere? Or would you mind briefly summarizing what you didn't like? Seems like an odd cast to me.
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⬆️ Reviews are appalling, but somehow the NY Times or The New Yorker thought it worthy of a viewing.

Dumbing down of Shakespeare. Lots of “nothing” scenes of running to create energy, your ubiquitous market scene (from Ye Olde Europe), etc., etc. Simply put, a nonsensical waste of time.

Let’s not waste another second discussing this.



Amehdeus directed by Mehlos Forman
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Forest Gump (1995):
I know I know, I was much younger and may try again. But I found the performance a bit goofy at times.
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Forest Gump (1995):But I found the performance a bit goofy at times.
It’s supposed to be “goofy”.

Lame movie that consistently missed its mark.




Really? I always thought this movie was something of a masterpiece!
(Ah, but I do see it has a 2 hour & 40 minute runtime.)
I found this like a typical sentimental narrative if that phrase making sense. im in no mood for flashback things and the length didn't help as well.
i think the guy that played Salieri did very well though mozart himself is aching-- im not sure they want to accurately portray him as a difficult prodigy or just an annoying clown.



Harjunpää & pahan pappi (2010)
A Finnish noir (or something). Despite being a Finn, I'm just not compatible with Finnish movies. In less than 40 minutes I came to the conclusion that this one looks ugly (horrible lighting), has all the cliches I hate in Finnish crime films and series (especially how everything is always related to the main character), and clumsy use of flashbacks screwed up the pacing.
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Couldn't get through Enter The Void. That stuff is crazy.



Eyes Wide Shut, absolutely hated this film.

Too many others to list.
There are things about Eyes Wide Shut I don't understand, but I still find the film endlessly fascinating. I can definitely understand someone hating it though.





Interesting story, but even the talents of Adrien Brody & Forest Whitaker couldn’t save this movie.



So lame.



Wild Wild West.
Walked right out of that.