Let's get some trash talk in here!
@Powdered Water; You're gonna wish you played fantasy squash instead. My team's soul fist will punch your team's heart right in its face and then kick its left ear repeatedly. By which I mean, you will lose our fantasy football match this week, bringing shame upon your family for generations to come and forcing Yahoo! to throw your account out onto the streets, like with all its clothes and everything, so the whole neighborhood can see.
Carson Wentz? Is the brother of the guy from Fall Out Boy?
Austin Seferian-Jenkins? My former TE? Do not make me chuckle. His name clearly indicates he is a child of divorce and lacks the stable home life that is a prerequisite for athletic excellence.
Mike Evans? That's the boringest name I've ever heard, and I literally know a Greg Smith. Who'll probably score more points this week anyway.
Samaje Perine? Until I find out its ethnicity I cannot know which offensive stereotype to invoke. Maybe French? That would be easy. Let's hope it's French.
Don't even try to do this with my team. I don't see how you could possibly find a way to make fun of a man named Gurley, so don't waste your time.
@Powdered Water; You're gonna wish you played fantasy squash instead. My team's soul fist will punch your team's heart right in its face and then kick its left ear repeatedly. By which I mean, you will lose our fantasy football match this week, bringing shame upon your family for generations to come and forcing Yahoo! to throw your account out onto the streets, like with all its clothes and everything, so the whole neighborhood can see.
Carson Wentz? Is the brother of the guy from Fall Out Boy?
Austin Seferian-Jenkins? My former TE? Do not make me chuckle. His name clearly indicates he is a child of divorce and lacks the stable home life that is a prerequisite for athletic excellence.
Mike Evans? That's the boringest name I've ever heard, and I literally know a Greg Smith. Who'll probably score more points this week anyway.
Samaje Perine? Until I find out its ethnicity I cannot know which offensive stereotype to invoke. Maybe French? That would be easy. Let's hope it's French.
Don't even try to do this with my team. I don't see how you could possibly find a way to make fun of a man named Gurley, so don't waste your time.