Favorite Lines from your favorite movies!

"Kids, this is a message from your Uncle Billy. Don't buy drugs.Wait until your a rock star, and they give them to you for free!"

"I think someone should just take this city and just...just flush it down the f*ckin toilet"

"I have a love in my life, it makes me stronger than anything you can imagine"

"I dont want to cram in sex or guns or car chases or characters learning profouns life lessons or growing or coming to like each other or overcome obstacles to succeed in the end. The book isn't like that, and life isn't like that, it just isn't."

-"Camelot!"
-"Camelot!"
-"Camelot!"
-"It's only a model."
-"Shhh."

"Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
-Donnie Darko

[in a letter] Dear Roberta Sparrow, I have reached the end of your book and... there are so many things that I need to ask you. Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.
-Donnie Darko

Luther is silent for a moment, as he stares at my little bishop in a turtleneck.
-Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Our apartment was so small, that mother made me play in the oven.
-Hedwig and the Angry Inch

My favorite was I'll be back from the Terminater Movies.

"guy 1: F**king... What the f**k. Who the f**k f**ked this f**king...
How did you two f**king f**ks... F**K.
guy 2: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."

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Jay: Hey. Get the **** off her! That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey!

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"Today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Mallrats

Brodie: "Want some chocolate covered pretzels?"

American Pie

Michelle Flaherty: "One time in band camp...."

i dont know if you can guess this one or not but it should be easy

I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that ****ed-up bar..........

Yes it is easy. Jason Mewes said it in Kevin Smith's Dogma.

The Terminator after getting the don't kill ppl talk to in T2 Arnie shoots a guard in both legs. "He'll Live"

John Conner: "You were gonna shoot that guy!"
Terminator "Ofcourse, Im a Terminator."

Fight Club:
Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ****ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

[Tyler and Narrator are discussing ideal opponents.]
Tyler Durden: OK: any historic figure.
Narrator: I'd fight Gandhi.
Tyler Durden: Good answer.

From Shanghai Noon
Chon Wang: Why don't I pretend I'm sick, and then you can attack them when they come in?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh, does the sick prisoner routine still work in China? 'Cause here, it's been done to death.

[Reading a reward poster]
Roy O'Bannon: The Shanghai Kid. This is terrible!
Chon Wang: I know. I'm not from Shanghai.

Roy O'Bannon: Just relax.
[Chon glowers menacingly]
Roy O'Bannon: Is that relaxed? You look sort of rigid there.

Star Wars:
Han Solo: Not a bad bit of rescuing, huh? You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.
Princess Leia: That doesn't sound too hard.

[comm is blinking, Han hits the button]
Voice: What happened?
Han Solo: Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
[winces]
Voice: We're sending a squad up.
Han Solo: Uh, uh, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a minute to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.
Voice: Who is this? What's your operating number?
Han Solo: Uh...
[shoots comm, mutters]
Han Solo: boring conversation anyway.

Indiana Jones:
Indiana: Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me. I'm going after that truck.
Sallah: How?
Indiana: I don't know, I'm making this up as I go.

Die Hard:
[McClane tries to call up police]
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No ****ing ****, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

John McClane: [recalls his wife's invitation] Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...

True Lies:
Gib: What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?

[To Dana, who's wearing a helmet]
Gib: Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.

[After being Drugged]
Harry: Ask me a question I would normally lie to.
Helen Tasker: Are we going to die?
Harry: Yep!

Pulp Fiction:
The Wolf: You guys look like... What do they look like, Jimmie?
Jimmie: Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks.
Jules: Ha-ha-ha. They're your clothes, mother****er

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do or do not..there is no try

yoda to luke skywalker- empire strikes back


wherever you go, there you are...buckaroo banzai

nobody puts baby in a corner

dirty dancing

"The Greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist, if he were to ever show up again it would be to get rid of me, after that my guess is you will never hear from him again.... and like that, he's gone."

"Give me the keys you fu_king co_ksucker"

Nala: He's going back to challenge his uncle
Timon: The Monkey's his uncle?


(I don't remember which movie exactly)
man: I eat pieces of s-hit like you everyday for breakfast!
Adam Sandler: You eat pieces of s-hit for breakfast?

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And like that .... he's gone

Happy Gilmore

'It's such a fine line between clever and stupid'-This Is Spinal Tap

'You're terrible Muriel'-Muriel's Wedding
andanything from any Ben Stiller film apart from The Royal Tenebaums.

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From Spaceballs:

"So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time." - Lone Starr

"But don't tell the elf!" Gimli

"Please welcome Mr ***** pervert*...Mr***** pervert*...Mr Fitzherbert... Because that is his name." Bridget Jones

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Kudos to anyone who can name the movie and the person who said it:

1.Run away!!

2.We have found a witch. May we burn her?

3.You're not a eunuch, are you?

4.This movie was filmed in "3-B".

5.Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?

6.You killed the invisible swordsman!!

7.What is your name?

8.Do you think he wasn't telling the truth?

9.No, it means I was drunk yesterday.

candy is dandy but liqiour is quicker-willy wonka

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"im going to change my evil ways..one of these days..."-bon scott

oh jeez. lol. here we go.

Reservoir Dogs

"...and Mr. Brown sounds alot like Mr. ****."

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"Mr. Pink? That sounds like Mr. Pussy."


The Boondock Saints

Yakavetta: I'm having a ****ty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.
Yakavetta: ******!
Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says you can wish for whatever you want. So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof! It's done. Then he says to the black guy --
Vincenzo Lipazzi: ******.
Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the ****** "What do you want?" And the ****** says "I want all my ****** brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof! And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."

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Murphy:"You can go get your stupid ****in rope"

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[After dropping through the ceiling on a rope and killing nine mobsters]
Conner MacManus: Well, "name one thing you're gonna need this stupid ****ing rope for"!
Murphy MacManus: That was way easier than I thought it would be!
Conner MacManus: Aye!
Murphy MacManus: On TV you always have that guy leaping over the sofa --
Conner MacManus: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten ****ing minutes.
Murphy MacManus: We're good!
Conner MacManus: Yes, we are

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Rocco: F***ing... What the f***ing ****! Who the f*** f***ed this f***ing... How did you two f***ing f***s... F***!
Conner MacManus: Well it... certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.



Classics.

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hands down, favorite line is from the drill sergeant in full metal jacket:

"if you do not get that look off your face in 3 seconds, i will gauge out your eyes and skull**** you!"

THATS WHAT I SAID!