I'm Leaving

...for a cruise over February break! While I'm gone I'll have no internet connection and won't be on this site until the Monday after next.

__________________
"Puns are the highest form of literature." -Alfred Hitchcock

I'm not sure if the recent trend of fakeout thread titles like this is awful or hysterical. Maybe both.

Have a good time!

I'll be leaving soon as well




























..... to go to the bathroom.

Keep us posted on that.

WILL HE PUT THE SEAT DOWN? TUNE IN NEXT POST!

He clearly did not put the seat down; his wife killed him, hence why he did not post the update.

Can I start a RIP Linespalsy thread?

Tonight on MoFo: Lines goes for a #2 and forgets to close the door...

__________________

I'm leaving too. See you tomorrow.

Have fun Hitchfan, and you too Lines.

__________________

It's like being back on RT. Anyway, enjoy the cruise and make sure to go to the dining hall every night, by far the best thing about cruises are the food. Especially lamb chop night, oh yeah...

Oh, and most cruises do have internet lounges. Some ships even let you use it free for a set number of minutes per day.

I lied.

I'm Back! (longest poop ever, or forgot to update? You decide...)

Enjoy it, Hitch.

__________________
5-time MoFo Award winner.

If you're not gone already, where are you going?

__________________
It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden
My IMDb page

I thought maybe you had met someone.

What did It look like?

Pics or it didn't happen

"I'm close to tears as I'm sure he's serious, but then I realise that he's not and relief washes over me in an awesome wave".

Oh my goodness, I never would've guessed this thread would become so awesome

The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American who, produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in.

__________________
It reminds me of a toilet paper on the trees
- Paula

Excuse me while I head back out to the Shoutbox, where the intelligent posts are....

__________________
Linda's Author Website
Linda's Amazon Author page