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I was called an intercoursing penis
Dare I ask what this is?
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I’m here only on Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays. That’s why I’m here now.



You ready? You look ready.
Couple times I completely forgot about social distancing and realized my foul. Then I have to quell my emotional reaction when I have to alter behavior (i.e. walking slowly/stopping in entrances/lobbys). I don’t walk around people anymore so I end up doing this weird stalkerish shuffle 6 ft behind the leader.



In some places (my local gas station, e.g.) the lines & arrows are labyrinthine & confusing. You literally can walk in circles.