Movies You Avoided Seeing (for various reasons)

You think raping sheep is cool?

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"Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

I said the scene was cool. It was only a movie. Jesus. Calm down, you freak.

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"Loves them? They need them, like they need the air."

Oh, so you're more of a voyeur when it comes to barnyard sex?

This thread is like a noob's crappy top 100 list.

What?

Just a couple of top 100 lists turned into a troll/spam session a while back. I don't think you were around back then.

Cinema makes us all voyeurs... all of us, willing subjects of a disembodied gaze.

But truth be told, I'm not picky about my bestiality no.

Cool! I'm sending you some links.

thechickensarecominghometoroost.avi

Thanks bro! I was looking for something to watch tonight!

Malcolm X?

Yup malcolmxxx.mkv is great so far.

Can't find subs though, so I can't tell what they're saying lol

Dialogue is overrated.

Who needs it amitrite? Can't hear much over the clucking anyways.

Aw f#ck it. PG-13 crap.

I'm deeply sorry to have offended you.

Heh...you better be.

I was trying to post a youtube video called "Chicken F#cker" but the title had a swear and I figured Yoda would get all upset, so I tried to put it in a spoiler, yadda yadda yadda...fail.

I'm sort of avoiding Persona by Ingmar Bergman. The idea freaks me out a bit.

Basically anything that has to do with nicholas sparks. i think those movies are garbage and are pulling tween girls heart strings

Ingmar Bergman, there's a guy I never got into. He's like the pinnacle of hipster arthouse pretension.

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"Puns are the highest form of literature." -Alfred Hitchcock

I avoided seeing The Last King of Scotland for a long time, the preview just did not make me want to see it, it just did not look like anything I would enjoy. I watched the movie for the first time about 2 months ago and loved it, it is one of the best movies I have seen in quite a while.

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