Worst Things To Say On A 1st Date

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This should be fun...


I'm going with "Can you switch on a light? Coz I've got 14 of my last dates in my basement and none of them have worked it out yet"

Your turn!
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Originally Posted by doubledenim
Garbage bag people fighting hippy love babies.

Bots gotta be bottin'



Little Devil's Avatar
MC for the Great Underground Circus
1 - Praised be Satan
2 - Hi, I really want you to have my babies
3 - Do you like to chew garlic?
4 - Sorry for coming late. Had to take a bath.... such a bore...
5 - Can you lend me some money?
6 - I like to watch kids playing in the park
7 - Can you hold this package for me? It's just for a few days
8 - I've got a stellar porn collection
9 - You remind me of my mother/father/sister/brother
10 - You remind me of my ex
11 - OMG! You look nothing like your FaceBook photos
12 - My phone number? Tell you what, you write your number on this napkin and I'll call you
13 - You like cats/dogs? I hate cats/dogs
14 - Let me just make a quick call to my ex
15 - I Promise
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You're more advanced than a cockroach, have you ever tried explaining yourself to one of them?



I did once say this to a girl...
"You look so pretty in this light"
"Really?"
"Yeah, the way the sun is catching your beard is awesome"


We ended up going out for a couple years



Little Devil's Avatar
MC for the Great Underground Circus
16 - yeah, I'm the son/daughter of [insert name of serial killer]
17 - May I tell you about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
18 - I always have sex on first dates
19 - I've been looking at you/your pictures/house for so long... it's a dream come true
20 - Hobbies? I spend most of my day surfing the net and playing video games
21 - Jobs for pussies
22 - I prefer blonds [or any other hair color different from the person you are speaking to]
23 - never dated a man/girl before [the same sex the person you are speaking to]
24 - Do you mind if I take a sniff?
25 - Who's that you were looking at? WHO IS THAT?!!!
26 - Can't wait for you to meet my parents
27 - [if talking to a woman] I fully support women getting more power... in the kitchen!!! muahahahah
28 - [if talking to a black woman/man] I love blacks. My favorite people. Go Blacks!!
29 - I sometimes like cross-dressing, what about you?
30 - I invited my friends too. Hope you don't mind.
31 - Wait... I totally forgot to buy condoms
32 - Do you have any STDs?
33 - Your friend sounds awesome, ever tried a relationship with him/her?
34 - What's your college degree?
35 - [sing "Unchained Melody"]
36 - [quote famous lines from movies to sound smart]
37 - I noticed you limp



By the way, I used to be a man (or woman if you are a chick)

I am into pegging

In a past life I was an ancient priestess

I am the Key Master

I am the Gate Keeper

You got the check right?

I have gas

I have herpes

I have anal warts

I like to wear women's clothing

I have a glass table at the house

Do you want to move in?

Will you marry me?

Our aura's are really in tune

My dad is watching from the bushes with a sniper rifle

My favorite movie? Basic Instinct

Do you want to play on my webcam?


And finally...

I am a Texas Democrat



"You don't mind if the waitress joins us do you?"





Sit pointing out all the babes in the place.


"She's nice... she's awesome... I'd do her... not her, but her friend is ok..."



You can't win an argument just by being right!
A friend of mine hooked up with a guy over the internet and the first time they met was at his place. Taking her on a tour around it he pointed to the master bed and said 'I'm going to blnk you there later tonight'. They're now married with kids.

Beats me how that works.



Little Devil's Avatar
MC for the Great Underground Circus
38 - People I would like to dinner with? hmmm.... Caligula, Jack the Ripper...
39 - I want to play a game with you
40 - I have a very close relationship with my sister/brother. VERY.
41 - I collect rotten teeth. I keep them all in my mouth
42 - Want a mint?
43 - You don't look like someone who eats light at all.
44 - I was told once I'd become rich
45 - I hope you don't snore
46 - Can we keep this between ourselves? Cool, thanks.
47 - I LOVE YOU
48 - Haven't had this kind of a date since before I was sent to prison
49 - I want to give all my belongings to the homeless



You can't win an argument just by being right!
38 - People I would like to dinner with? hmmm.... Caligula, Jack the Ripper...
39 - I want to play a game with you
40 - I have a very close relationship with my sister/brother. VERY.
41 - I collect rotten teeth. I keep them all in my mouth
42 - Want a mint?
43 - You don't look like someone who eats light at all.
44 - I was told once I'd become rich
45 - I hope you don't snore
46 - Can we keep this between ourselves? Cool, thanks.
47 - I LOVE YOU
48 - Haven't had this kind of a date since before I was sent to prison
49 - I want to give all my belongings to the homeless

LMAO @ #43

Creeped out by #47. I got that on the first phonecall after meeting someone once. *backs away slowly*



Little Devil's Avatar
MC for the Great Underground Circus
LMAO @ #43

Creeped out by #47. I got that on the first phonecall after meeting someone once. *backs away slowly*
HENRIETTA??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE??????