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Chaos Walking (2021)

What a mess. I'm not sure this novel was filmable really. Pretty much every interesting idea from the book has been flattened into a standard run, shoot and jump adventure with a tacked on happy ending. There are characters who are never really explained, like the preacher, who just shows up to be evil every now and then. It's dreary and it's scrappy and it's not really worth watching, except for Mads Mikkelsen dressed up like he's in McCabe and Mrs Miller in space. Which sounds like much more of a fun movie than this one.

Having read the book, I had no interest in checking out the film unless it got really good reviews. I really struggle to imagine how to translate a story that relies so strongly on subjective point of view and the plot point of all the telepathy into something good on screen.

It's a shame, because it's a great book. I hope the middling film doesn't dissuade people from checking out the novel.





Wait Until Dark, 1967

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I haven't seen this film in ages, but after some bullying encouragement from Rock I decided to check it out again before it left the Criterion Channel.

The system works!


But you know who IS the worst? Sam. Thank goodness he's out of the picture for most of the movie because gross. The actor is only 11 years older than Hepburn, but they visibly look further apart. And the apparent age gap makes his patronizing behavior towards her really hard to take. I suppose the most charitable reading of his character is that he wants his wife to be safe and independent, but this comes out in the most mean-spirited and condescending ways. Susy drops something and asks where it is, to which he responds, "You can find it." Dude. It would be one thing if Susy wasn't making an effort and he was trying to motivate her, but Susy is clearly trying very hard. When Susy tells him that Gloria has been endangering her by maliciously rearranging the furniture, he brushes this off like it's no big deal. The absolutely worst moment comes at the end of the film when
WARNING: spoilers below
instead of going to his wife who has been tormented, almost killed, and just generally terrorized for the last few hours, he makes her walk across their trashed and corpse-strewn apartment to him
. Sam--and Susy's simpering deference to him, "I'll be anything you want me to be!"--costs this film a half point, no joke.
lol yeah a lot of the reviews I read on Letterboxd called him out.


I can't hate him only because the actor who played him was also the voice of Alfred in Batman: The Animated Series, but he was definitely the weakest part of the movie. Luckily he's not present for the bulk of the proceedings.



I forgot the opening line.

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Billy Liar - (1963)

William Terrence Fisher (Tom Courtenay) is a very unusual fictional protagonist - chances are you'll find him insufferable. He's immature for his age, lies incessantly to make himself out to be more than he is, has two fiancés, steals from his employer, and is often lost in his own fantasy world. An encouraging word from a famous British comedian has him thinking he's off to London to become a scriptwriter - but something has to happen to wake this boy up. This black and white film is sumptuously and brilliantly shot, interestingly directed by John Schlesinger, who would later go to America to make Midnight Cowboy and well acted by all - but especially Courtenay. It features the beautiful and talented Julie Christie in one of her early roles and is based on 1959 novel of the same name by Keith Waterhouse. The fantasy sequences are great, but the whole film feels assured and very, very intelligent. I'm glad I crossed paths with it.

8/10


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The Painted Veil - (2006)

This is the first version of The Painted Veil I've seen, so it has the advantage of being fresh and new to me (although, it's kind of ironic I'm saying that because I've seen this version before and was watching it for the second time.) It really gains a lot of traction during it's second half, when the relationship between Walter (Edward Norton) and Kitty Fane (Naomi Watts) has much history behind it, and they only really start appreciating each other for the first time. Set mostly in China during a cholera epidemic, it's part love story, part historical epic, and has a lot of visual power behind it. It has really held up well for me, and I enjoyed watching it again.

7/10


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The Heat - (2013)

I'd seen parts of this before, and it looked really funny - and while the film definitely does have it's moments I thought it was a little too one-note to sustain it's running time for me. I became a little tired of the schtick after 45 minutes or so, and it doesn't have a story that can help to maintain interest. Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock are funny and make a great team, but the film industry doesn't make very compelling comedies for the most part.

5/10
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I can't hate him only because the actor who played him was also the voice of Alfred in Batman: The Animated Series, but he was definitely the weakest part of the movie. Luckily he's not present for the bulk of the proceedings.
Sorry, but you can hate him.

Every time Susy was like "Oh, Sam! SAM!" I was like "Girl, what's he going to do for you? Tell you to feel your way to a policeman on your own?"



Sorry, but you can hate him.

Every time Susy was like "Oh, Sam! SAM!" I was like "Girl, what's he going to do for you? Tell you to feel your way to a policeman on your own?"
He disappears for 90% of the movie.Absence makes the heart grow fonder (from outright hatred to mild annoyance).



I don’t even remember Sam. I do recall loving the movie. I hereby declare that Sam does not exist and the movie remains a near perfect thriller.



It’d be worth it just to hear Garrison Keeler’s voice again. He was a part of so many great Saturdays. I can’t believe that movie is that old already.



“I was cured, all right!”
I’ve got some great news: He is in John Wick- Chapter 4!
That, for sure, is GREAT news! Hope he plays a big role and I really wish his career to get bigger after it. He deserves.
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The Heat - (2013)

I'd seen parts of this before, and it looked really funny - and while the film definitely does have it's moments I thought it was a little too one-note to sustain it's running time for me. I became a little tired of the schtick after 45 minutes or so, and it doesn't have a story that can help to maintain interest. Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock are funny and make a great team, but the film industry doesn't make very compelling comedies for the most part.

5/10
I was sorely disappointed by this. I'd heard it was such a good comedy, a recent best for both performers, yadda yadda, and so I decided I was intrigued enough to actually BUY it (the only way it was available at the time).
And now every time I see it in my "Purchased" queue on iTunes I am filled with the sense of having been completely duped and ripped-off.
A very mediocre, by the numbers, seen it before a thousand times comedy with neither performer acting one centimeter outside of their dead-center comfort zone and schtick.
Pretty much just a waste of time.



That, for sure, is GREAT news! Hope he plays a big role and I really wish his career to get bigger after it. He deserves.
The cast is just an action junky dream right now:

Donnie Yen
Hiroyuki Sanada
Scott Adkins
Marko Zaror
Clancy Brown

Just hitting all the fan favorite nostalgia hits, from 80s Cannon, Hong Kong, Japan to DTV… the amount of talent on display (from actors that will believably be able to go toe to toe with Wick) is astounding.



“I was cured, all right!”
The cast is just an action junky dream right now:

Donnie Yen
Hiroyuki Sanada
Scott Adkins
Marko Zaror
Clancy Brown

Just hitting all the fan favorite nostalgia hits, from 80s Cannon, Hong Kong, Japan to DTV… the amount of talent on display (from actors that will believably be able to go toe to toe with Wick) is astounding.
This is probably the only western release I'm looking forward right now. Seeing Mark Dacascos, Cecelia Arif Rahman and Yayan Ruhian in Chapter 3 was so damn good. They can bring Tony Jaa for the ultimate cast.



This is probably the only western release I'm looking forward right now. Seeing Mark Dacascos, Cecelia Arif Rahman and Yayan Ruhian in Chapter 3 was so damn good. They can bring Tony Jaa for the ultimate cast.
I’m shocked they Iko Uwais, given that he worked with Keanu in Man of Tai Chi.

I think Jaa, Uwais and Michael Jai White are probably the only glaring omissions in the franchise at this point. Chan and Yeoh don’t quite fit the tone. Maybe Jet Li and Sammo Hung? Guess they gotta leave talent for sequels.



“I was cured, all right!”
I’m shocked they Iko Uwais, given that he worked with Keanu in Man of Tai Chi.

I think Jaa, Uwais and Michael Jai White are probably the only glaring omissions in the franchise at this point. Chan and Yeoh don’t quite fit the tone. Maybe Jet Li and Sammo Hung? Guess they gotta leave talent for sequels.
Jai White is a great nameto be in the JW franchise. Uwais is attached to a lot of projects, maybe he is without time (he's recent films were awnful, unfortunally). Jet Li and Sammo fits well. Not sure if Yanin "Jeeja" Vismitananda is still going, but she would be a great cast too.





5 Against the House - 1955 caper film starring Guy Madison, Brian Keith, Kerwin Matthews, Alvy Moore and Kim Novak. I thought I was paying close enough attention but I'm still not sure if all four men are vets attending college on the GI Bill or just Al Mercer (Madison) and Brick (Keith). It is established early on that Brick saved Al's life in Korea and is obviously suffering from some form of PTSD.

While on a break from their studies the four visit Reno, Nevada and stop at Harold's Club casino. Ronnie (Matthews) and Roy (Moore) are inadvertently dragged into another patron's robbery attempt but eventually exonerated. After being told by a police detective that a successful heist is impossible Ronnie gets it in his head to pull one off. He has no intention of keeping the money mistakenly assuming that it won't be considered an actual crime.

He has no trouble talking Brick and Roy into helping him but since the operation needs four men they decide to rope the strait laced and unsuspecting Al into it. Coincidentally, Al and his girlfriend Kay (Novak) decide to get married and accompany the other three men to Reno for a spontaneous wedding. The remainder of the movie deals with loose cannon Brick hijacking the operation.

It's a small movie in scope and budget but it is ably directed by Phil Karlson and most of the cast would move on to bigger and more well known roles. Brian Keith's Brick is ultimately the heart of the story and he makes the most of a somewhat abridged role, doing a fine job of conveying the damaged vet's mindset and worldview. This should be considered meaningful in that it provided inspiration for later films like Ocean's 11 and Casino.

70/100



Jai White is a great nameto be in the JW franchise. Uwais is attached to a lot of projects, maybe he is without time (he's recent films were awnful, unfortunally). Jet Li and Sammo fits well. Not sure if Yanin "Jeeja" Vismitananda is still going, but she would be a great cast too.
She was in Triple Threat just in 2019 with White, Adkins and Uwais, so I think she’d be a great grab.

I can’t believe I forgot Veronica Ngo. Gonna go watch The Princess to atone.




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The Heat - (2013)

I'd seen parts of this before, and it looked really funny - and while the film definitely does have it's moments I thought it was a little too one-note to sustain it's running time for me. I became a little tired of the schtick after 45 minutes or so, and it doesn't have a story that can help to maintain interest. Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock are funny and make a great team, but the film industry doesn't make very compelling comedies for the most part.

5/10

The Heat was painfully mediocre