Shooter McGavin: "Listen kid. I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast."
Adam Sandler: " You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?"
"All questions must be submitted in writing." ~Willy Wonka in response to Veruca Salt.
"Hey, Evelyn, can I ask you a question? You got a moment? Which team do you play for? Well, I was just wondering cause I couldn't figure out why, you would throw the ball home when we've got a 2 run lead, you let the tying run get on second, and we lost the lead because of you! New you start using your head! That's that lump 3 feet above you ass! Are you crying? Are you crying? You crying? There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball! Roger Hornsbee was my manager and he called me a walking pile of pig ****, and that's when my parents came up from Michigan to see me play, but did I cry? NO! NO! And you know why? Cause theres no crying in baseball! No crying in baseball! No crying!"-Tom Hanks, "A League of Their Own
"Yeah, it's easy when you play with a bunch of rejects and a fat kid Rodreguiz."
"What'd you say crap face?"
"I said you shouldn't even be allowed to touch a baseball. Besides Rodreguiz you're all an insult to the game."
"Come on, we'll take you on, right here, right now, come on!"
"We play on a real dimond Porter! You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats."
"Watch it jerk!"
"Idiot!"
"Moron!"
"Scab eatter!"
"Butt sniffer!"
"Puss licker!"
"Fart smeller!"
"You eat dog crap for breakfast geek!"
"You mix your wenies with your mamas toe jam!"
"You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!"
"You play ball like a GIRL!"
"What? What did you say?!"
"You heard me."
"Tomorrow, noon, our field, be there buffalo butt breath!"
"Count on it pee drinking crap face!"
"Jerks"---Patrick Renna and leader of opposing team, "The Sandlot"