Yet Another Intro Post

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I'm a huge movie buff and an avid reader.

I don't know a lot about anything, but I know a little about everything.

People think I'm insane, but they're just crazy.

I like to take long walks on broken glass and pulling wings off flies.

Why do intro posts seem like you're applying for a dating service?

In all seriousness, Greetings All!
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What's your sign? And welcome.
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"Film is a disease. When it infects your bloodstream it takes over as the number one hormone. It bosses the enzymes, directs the pineal gland, plays Iago to your psyche. As with heroin, the antidote to Film is more Film." - Frank Capra




Why do intro posts seem like you're applying for a dating service?
This isn't a dating site







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I ain't gettin' in no fryer!
This isn't a dating site
I concur. However, in the instances that we do generate a match, it's only because both parties have the same interest. Movies. In conclusion, we cannot certify any match made due to this anomaly.

Welcome!
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Chicks dig Lord of the Rings, Randal
Welcome to MoFo!
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